Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We'll make an anonymous call to the cops, and, after 24 hours,

♪ Fuck what they say, just be The Black folk like it, it's a hit ♪

[radio turns off]

-How about this? Hmm? -[kisses]

Come on, let's go.

-That's the net for the teeth. -Yeah, I'll come in… Hey!

-[Seth] Bud? -Seth!

I mean, I know you served together, but, frankly, I don't care.

-[metallic twang] -[shot gun cocks]

♪ Shimmy shimmy ya Shimmy yam, shimmy yay ♪

I should've just got another job.

Welcome to the mother fucking nightshift

[both grunting]

I'm not exactly a pool cleaner.

All right, but this is the third time this week that he's late.

♪ When I was just a bad little boy ♪

Snitches get stitches. We were gonna keep that between us.

So why don't we go home, get some rest.

The strongest African hardwood. Not that Ikea shit.

I'm his Union rep. But you can call me Cupcake or whatever you prefer.

♪ I ain't George Foreman or Ali But I've won a few ♪

[sighs] Wow. Mmm.

♪ Bud, Bud, Bud, Bud, Bud, Bud, Bud ♪

[tongue clicks] Whose fault is that?

Look, if I don't score some prices at Union wages by Monday,

Let's have you get in the back.

♪ Own it like I want it, that's 24-7 ♪

-Right. Right. -But also like…

and show you what we've done with the place.

[distorted voice] He's coming.

Wait. You can't leave. That's against protocol.

Yeah. Cuts the head off… usually.

And yet, for whatever reason, whatever cruel joke from the gods…

[yells, groans]

See? It still catches me.

♪ Do it for the love On top there's the cream ♪

and your little girl's gonna be a part of it.

If we went by the book, we'd both be dead by now!

[tense music playing]

-Right? -Right--

-Ah! Oh, they got me! -[Heather] Look, Seth, calm down!

[Audrey] Jablonski…

Right now? Is that appropriate?

By the way, lock your doors, don't come out after dark, and, uh…

Uh, a previous tenant left some ice cream in the freezer, if you're interested.

Juvies or Juveniles, AKA Zombie Vamps,

Ah! You gotta stop wiggling!

I was thinking, what if we tried this whole, you know,

[in English] That's what you get.

-Stop listening to your mom. She drinks. -What?

♪ That's why, all my life I been grindin' all my life… ♪

Good. Anything else?

Why won't you take the $10 out of that? Taking everything else.

-That felt good. [laughs] -You did that.

You want Carol's desk?

-Really? -I'm sorry.

Hey. Hey, Pickle. How you doing?

I gotta go to apartment 19.

Feeling better?

they release a gas that gets on you that other vamps can sniff out.

that Mr. Jablonski's previous tenure as a Union member was…

Just, please, don't take my daughter away.

Wait, is that…

♪ I may be a fool with my money But don't call me broke ♪

Okay, fine. I will give you till Monday.

You could do this.

[both grunting]

Southern, Eastern, Spider, Uber, and Juvenile.

-You can just put that down anywhere. -Sure. Okay.

Is that the stability you talk about?

[in Spanish] Your last bullet, cabrón?

Mmm. Jump back, want to kiss myself.

melt hole in their fucking head.

Yeah, friendships are complicated.

-[grunts] -[bones cracking]

so I went to go get us breakfast.

[scanning, beeps]

I don't know how all this works, but I know my husband,

I can still smell him.

Come on, babe. Let's go.

Business is booming, I see.

-We're gonna work this out. -[stomach rumbling]

I hear they got this sunscreen that they put on.

Buckshot mouthwash, baby.

-Yeah. -[hisses]

Welcome to the motherfucking Nightshift

Oh, yeah. I got some, uh, teeth I need to sell.

♪ You gotta have the one killer Bee And he ain't gonna kill now… ♪

[suspenseful music playing]

She needs stability.

I'm your only daddy, I hope. What's up?

Hands in the air!