Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Uh, a previous tenant left some ice cream in the freezer, if you're interested.

Come on, babe. Let's go.

-Ah! Oh, they got me! -[Heather] Look, Seth, calm down!

Wait, is that…

♪ Do it for the love On top there's the cream ♪

I should've just got another job.

Southern, Eastern, Spider, Uber, and Juvenile.

-Stop listening to your mom. She drinks. -What?

and your little girl's gonna be a part of it.

[both grunting]

Ah! You gotta stop wiggling!

If we went by the book, we'd both be dead by now!

[scanning, beeps]

I'm your only daddy, I hope. What's up?

Come on, let's go.

Snitches get stitches. We were gonna keep that between us.

-[metallic twang] -[shot gun cocks]

So why don't we go home, get some rest.

♪ I ain't George Foreman or Ali But I've won a few ♪

[in English] That's what you get.

[tense music playing]

Mmm. Jump back, want to kiss myself.

[suspenseful music playing]

♪ When I was just a bad little boy ♪

[tongue clicks] Whose fault is that?

I gotta go to apartment 19.

-How about this? Hmm? -[kisses]

Oh, yeah. I got some, uh, teeth I need to sell.

♪ You gotta have the one killer Bee And he ain't gonna kill now… ♪

The strongest African hardwood. Not that Ikea shit.

I hear they got this sunscreen that they put on.

[sighs] Wow. Mmm.

-We're gonna work this out. -[stomach rumbling]

they release a gas that gets on you that other vamps can sniff out.

-That's the net for the teeth. -Yeah, I'll come in… Hey!

Why won't you take the $10 out of that? Taking everything else.

Let's have you get in the back.

♪ Shimmy shimmy ya Shimmy yam, shimmy yay ♪

so I went to go get us breakfast.

I was thinking, what if we tried this whole, you know,

Buckshot mouthwash, baby.

You want Carol's desk?

♪ That's why, all my life I been grindin' all my life… ♪

I'm not exactly a pool cleaner.

Look, if I don't score some prices at Union wages by Monday,

[in Spanish] Your last bullet, cabrón?

♪ I may be a fool with my money But don't call me broke ♪

Yeah. Cuts the head off… usually.

All right, but this is the third time this week that he's late.

I don't know how all this works, but I know my husband,

Business is booming, I see.

I'm his Union rep. But you can call me Cupcake or whatever you prefer.

melt hole in their fucking head.

Right now? Is that appropriate?

[both grunting]

Juvies or Juveniles, AKA Zombie Vamps,

-Really? -I'm sorry.

-Right? -Right--

-Yeah. -[hisses]

-You can just put that down anywhere. -Sure. Okay.

We'll make an anonymous call to the cops, and, after 24 hours,

See? It still catches me.

[Audrey] Jablonski…

and show you what we've done with the place.

that Mr. Jablonski's previous tenure as a Union member was…

♪ Own it like I want it, that's 24-7 ♪

[yells, groans]

And yet, for whatever reason, whatever cruel joke from the gods…

-[grunts] -[bones cracking]

Hands in the air!

Is that the stability you talk about?

Okay, fine. I will give you till Monday.

Just, please, don't take my daughter away.

♪ Bud, Bud, Bud, Bud, Bud, Bud, Bud ♪

Welcome to the mother fucking nightshift

I mean, I know you served together, but, frankly, I don't care.

-Right. Right. -But also like…

Wait. You can't leave. That's against protocol.

♪ Fuck what they say, just be The Black folk like it, it's a hit ♪

Hey. Hey, Pickle. How you doing?

Good. Anything else?

[distorted voice] He's coming.

-[Seth] Bud? -Seth!

I can still smell him.

You could do this.

Feeling better?

Welcome to the motherfucking Nightshift

-That felt good. [laughs] -You did that.

Yeah, friendships are complicated.

By the way, lock your doors, don't come out after dark, and, uh…

She needs stability.

[radio turns off]