Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We'll make an anonymous call to the cops, and, after 24 hours,

Feeling better?

I hear they got this sunscreen that they put on.

You want Carol's desk?

The strongest African hardwood. Not that Ikea shit.

[in English] That's what you get.

Snitches get stitches. We were gonna keep that between us.

I mean, I know you served together, but, frankly, I don't care.

and show you what we've done with the place.

that Mr. Jablonski's previous tenure as a Union member was…

[tense music playing]

I should've just got another job.

-How about this? Hmm? -[kisses]

♪ Own it like I want it, that's 24-7 ♪

[radio turns off]

and your little girl's gonna be a part of it.

-Stop listening to your mom. She drinks. -What?

-That's the net for the teeth. -Yeah, I'll come in… Hey!

Buckshot mouthwash, baby.

[scanning, beeps]

Hands in the air!

I can still smell him.

-Yeah. -[hisses]

I was thinking, what if we tried this whole, you know,

♪ Do it for the love On top there's the cream ♪

-Right? -Right--

I gotta go to apartment 19.

Oh, yeah. I got some, uh, teeth I need to sell.

Look, if I don't score some prices at Union wages by Monday,

She needs stability.

♪ I ain't George Foreman or Ali But I've won a few ♪

Good. Anything else?

Wait, is that…

Let's have you get in the back.

-Ah! Oh, they got me! -[Heather] Look, Seth, calm down!

Why won't you take the $10 out of that? Taking everything else.

You could do this.

All right, but this is the third time this week that he's late.

So why don't we go home, get some rest.

Is that the stability you talk about?

[Audrey] Jablonski…

they release a gas that gets on you that other vamps can sniff out.

[tongue clicks] Whose fault is that?

Juvies or Juveniles, AKA Zombie Vamps,

[sighs] Wow. Mmm.

-We're gonna work this out. -[stomach rumbling]

Come on, let's go.

Come on, babe. Let's go.

I don't know how all this works, but I know my husband,

Uh, a previous tenant left some ice cream in the freezer, if you're interested.

♪ Bud, Bud, Bud, Bud, Bud, Bud, Bud ♪

♪ When I was just a bad little boy ♪

Welcome to the motherfucking Nightshift

I'm his Union rep. But you can call me Cupcake or whatever you prefer.

-Right. Right. -But also like…

-[grunts] -[bones cracking]

[both grunting]

♪ That's why, all my life I been grindin' all my life… ♪

Yeah, friendships are complicated.

Wait. You can't leave. That's against protocol.

And yet, for whatever reason, whatever cruel joke from the gods…

Just, please, don't take my daughter away.

I'm your only daddy, I hope. What's up?

-That felt good. [laughs] -You did that.

Yeah. Cuts the head off… usually.

[yells, groans]

♪ Fuck what they say, just be The Black folk like it, it's a hit ♪

Business is booming, I see.

so I went to go get us breakfast.

By the way, lock your doors, don't come out after dark, and, uh…

♪ Shimmy shimmy ya Shimmy yam, shimmy yay ♪

Ah! You gotta stop wiggling!

-[metallic twang] -[shot gun cocks]

Mmm. Jump back, want to kiss myself.

-Really? -I'm sorry.

[in Spanish] Your last bullet, cabrón?

-You can just put that down anywhere. -Sure. Okay.

♪ You gotta have the one killer Bee And he ain't gonna kill now… ♪

Southern, Eastern, Spider, Uber, and Juvenile.

[distorted voice] He's coming.

Right now? Is that appropriate?

Hey. Hey, Pickle. How you doing?

I'm not exactly a pool cleaner.

-[Seth] Bud? -Seth!

[both grunting]

melt hole in their fucking head.

[suspenseful music playing]

If we went by the book, we'd both be dead by now!

Okay, fine. I will give you till Monday.

♪ I may be a fool with my money But don't call me broke ♪

Welcome to the mother fucking nightshift

See? It still catches me.