Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- What, are you kidding? - What did you do to our offer?

Are you interested in taking back your country?

It's teenage boys with weird rashes and old guys that live at the

Wow, this is an honour.

Why did you tell the reporter that you hate the troops?

He told me he was a pallbearer at his brother's wedding.

That's it? I thought you said we could crush him.

No, do more stuff.

in which I put the media on trial.

No, Liz, he heard me wrong. You know I love the troops.

Hey, I got next game.

Josh is looking for a 15% raise, a two-pic guarantee from Universal,

That seems pretty reasonable, right, Jack?

Josh has an offer from "The Daily Show."

This is the state of political discourse in this country nowadays, and that's fine.

Oh, yeah! What, cat?

that needed our help getting all that money out of Africa?

Wow, Tra, you really saved us from that crowd.

I'm laughing, I'm horny. Let's do this.

Jenna will make a public apology tomorrow on "Hardball."

Which advertisers? Could I get free ChocoStix?

Oh, right. Obama... what is he, Hispanic?