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Let's have our policies determined by former CableACE Award nominees.
2:30, you bring the coffee That's my final.
Hey, Jack, I was totally gonna call you.
- I can't wait to renegotiate your contract. - Thank you, sir.
who called his nephew Morly Sheinhardt, who called his son Jon Stewart.
You were opening for a puppet when I found you!
that makes the lenses change colour as my iPod loses power.
- You can beat me at arm wrestling. - Two.
Well, let's see. Dot Com does the driving and the cooking.
You proved Jack Donaghy right...
You seem like a perfect match for "The Daily Show."
Good to see you. I'm Josh Girard's agent.
Swastikas.
I've beat all the world's best players...
No, it's not business. I stood up for you.
I am friends with number four on "Maxim's" list of the sexiest women in comedy.
Y'KNOW, THAT WAS WEAK, BUT YOU'RE IN THE MIX, YOU'RE HAVING FUN, I LIKE THAT.
Gigantic, star-spangled fireworks light up the night
TV on. Pornography!
and time off for every Jewish holiday, no matter how ridiculous.
You know what? If my friendships and my job are incompatible, I choose my friends.
Oh, no. Did I come across as interesting? I tried to mention Bono as much as possible.
This is gonna be one serious negosh’
Grizz, Dot Com, my publicist, my stylist.
- Fat Balls? - Studying hotel administration at Cornell.