Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't think so, K, 'cause I like to keep my material fresh.

- Oh, Liz did. - Shut up.

dress her in an eagle costume, and we're gonna call it a "Salute the Troops" episode.

Look, Jack. I think I should tell you.

I would've been happy if our only reward was helping that dethroned prince of Nigeria,

Listen, I'd love to grab a little face time with you,

I love "Halo" so much, I want to take it out behind the middle school and get it pregnant.

and come on home.

Liz, you took to this like a natural, more than lever...

I said America...

that like to get in silly costumes and prance around."

Are you trying to get on another show behind my back?

and we should all have hybrid cars doesn't mean I don't love America.

- I get an NBC discount here. - Idiot!

It's time for a change, America. That's why I'm voting for Osama in 2008.

- What? - That was privileged information.

He's the king around here. You got to respect that.

Alan? Who's Alan?

Have you been letting me win?

Posing in "Maxim" is a great career move. There's no shame in it.

Mr white. I don’t know any Of these people.

No, no, no. I won't stand for this.

He's gonna stay home until we give in to his demands.

- He's not replaceable as my friend. - He's your opponent now.

Oh, well, I just killed you again.

Then join us here tomorrow night for a protest

I can't wait to go mano a mano with Josh.

You know, we have a huge readership in the armed forces.

Let's skip the foreplay and get right to the penetrashe.

Yeah, suck it. I do read the paper!