Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids

Or Satanists. Ooh, that's even better.

- You read the paper. - Yeah, suck it. I do read the paper.

gonna take you behind the middle school & get you pregnant

I don't need a couple of yes-men.

God, I wish there was somebody I could negotiate with right now.

And that lady you European-kissed last night was actually a gentleman.

Lesson number one... you don't need anyone.

OK, the pinwheels are lit, but they're not spinning.

These Holly-weirdoes from La-Ia Land, like Jenna Moron-ey, are just un-American.

Oh, no comeback? You're burnt!

I WANNA TAKE HER BEHIND A MIDDLE SCHOOL AND GET HER PREGNANT.

Here's my counteroffer.

My offer is now 75 cents.

I want you to crush Josh.

Yeah. Then they're gonna be on their way down.

If Kenneth can beat me, and you can beat Kenneth,

That's what I thought.

Then you go out there, and you voice your opinions like a star.

because it's not just cute guys that buy these magazines.

I never should have let her do "Maxim" in the first place.

The Easter Bunny.

Listen, I want to make sure you're not gonna regret this,

This is a really special day.

I'm gonna take you behind the middle school and get you pregnant.

Why can't we all just sit down in normal chairs and figure this out?

Remember, you liked those pictures of him at the beach?

Put the chicken near your mouth.

Oh, my gosh. I had no idea I was causing a problem.