Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, no comeback? You're burnt!

I want you to crush Josh.

Yeah. Then they're gonna be on their way down.

OK, the pinwheels are lit, but they're not spinning.

I never should have let her do "Maxim" in the first place.

And that lady you European-kissed last night was actually a gentleman.

gonna take you behind the middle school & get you pregnant

Lesson number one... you don't need anyone.

Put the chicken near your mouth.

Why can't we all just sit down in normal chairs and figure this out?

Oh, my gosh. I had no idea I was causing a problem.

I don't need a couple of yes-men.

Then you go out there, and you voice your opinions like a star.

- You read the paper. - Yeah, suck it. I do read the paper.

The Easter Bunny.

because it's not just cute guys that buy these magazines.

I'm gonna take you behind the middle school and get you pregnant.

I WANNA TAKE HER BEHIND A MIDDLE SCHOOL AND GET HER PREGNANT.

Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids

If Kenneth can beat me, and you can beat Kenneth,

Here's my counteroffer.

Listen, I want to make sure you're not gonna regret this,

My offer is now 75 cents.

That's what I thought.

This is a really special day.

Or Satanists. Ooh, that's even better.

God, I wish there was somebody I could negotiate with right now.

Remember, you liked those pictures of him at the beach?

These Holly-weirdoes from La-Ia Land, like Jenna Moron-ey, are just un-American.