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- What about Cheese? - He's rolling with Ghostface Killah now.
Close, right? I feel like I'm above the rim.
Well, you look happy. Somebody just have a root-beer float?
Tucker Carlson, you heard what Jenna Maroney had to say.
and take it to him and say that I hope he feels better.
You're the only one I can trust, K. You're my whole entourage now.
They just wanted to make you feel better about yourself.
because you test great with women 12 to 24.
- Can't do that. Make it 4:00 a.m. - Oh, that's no good.
We're always looking for new correspondents.
Oh, God, this is bad. Nobody reads the articles in these things, right?
- That's absurd. - You know what's absurd?
I'm gonna take you to the outdoor shower and get you pregnant.
I called my friend Sol Sheinhardt at our parent company, Sheinhardt Wigs,
I'm not so sure loan handle that.
We are not Smiles times.
They use salad dressing, 'cause it gets a better sheen.
Good Lord, The Worm. That's so degrading.
Do you ever get any e-mails other than from Match.com'?
Hold up.
Second of all, if the president is so serious about the war on terror,
These sunglasses have a chip in them
Oh, here comes one right now.