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That's very thoughtful of you.
Does it actually?
That's good.
Fellas, I could watch you do this jaunty North Korean military thing
but we're actually here to meet with the Milk sisters.
Attaboy, team. “Raft of otters” it is
What, scissors?
all I think about is Jamie fucking Tartt.
Yeah, there you go. You got it.
Holy shit, that felt good.
But Rebecca, Man City will snap those up.
-All right, thanks, Dani. -You're welcome.
I slept with Rebecca's friend Sassy.
Morning, boss.
I got you a late checkout.
By not trying for sex?
who's filling in for roy diamond? hugo jackson.
Okay, then.
Oh, my God.
Oh, you fucker. Don't do this to me.
I forgot I had these on me.
Good eye.
You hated all of that.
For I am rounding up the Diamond Dogs.
Classic Quote
Tell you what, I gotta get you all some satin jackets made,
-Do you like darts, Ted? -They're okay.
This and... what's the billiard game y'all do
-So where are we going for dinner? -It's a surprise.
Are you dating other people?
and I saw this quote by Walt Whitman and it was painted on the wall there.
You are a very lovely consolation prize
Efficient. Do you want to see a movie later?
Just let me finish, yeah?
But, well, when we're married, what's hers will be mine
No, Roy, it does not.
Right. The product you'd most like to get into business with is joy?
You are as delicious as ever. From your West End to your Marble Arch.
-Yeah. -Perfect analogy.
You know, to be liked by someone like her must be... 's wonderful.
Grow up and get over it.
Okay.
I asked you if you wanted to go get coffee with me yesterday
Questions like, "Have you played a lot of darts, Ted?"