Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Lorelai. - Sorry. Hmm.

so that way you'll capture a lot of your favorite moments

I mean, I know the Independence Inn closing is a setback.

Take it off, you're done.

I'll drop some boots if you drop some books.

You are not changing your major from journalism because of my lack of money.

This is a trumped up problem.

Please, promise me that's not it. It would break my heart.

Jess, is that you?

- Wow, look at the gargoyles. - What? Wow, yeah.

It's a win-win-win situation.

How about this?

- Okay. - Okay.

Strings are attached to everything.

Look, it's a long story, but no other financing came through

No, the roof is fine. Some shingles need replacing,

- What are you gonna do now? - Rail at God for awhile.

It's a distinct pleasure for me to introduce to you our valedictorian.

- Rats. - Did Rory walk in?

Out of our way, peace boy!

Through good times and bad, Chilton formed us,

It's a rewarding world, but my second one is by far superior.

Oh, it's okay. Pretty standard. Boring.

- Good. - Yes, it is.

- Yes, it is. - Yeah, I agree.

- Sorry, got travel plans of my own. - Really?

- A controlled hunt. - Guns?

Suffered memory loss due to mold infestation.

Headmaster Charleston, faculty members,

I just wish I wasn't so scared of finding it.

I'm not doing his stupid towels. I hate that stupid guy

- Does she need medical attention? - Paris.

Yes, but we didn't know if the whole seating issue had been resolved.

You release a pack of wolves, they eat the deer, problem solved.

Which apparently is right now.

- Plus Picklepuss and Sauerkraut. - Your parents make six.

God, I can't imagine working someplace else. And without my Lorelai!

and not coming to my graduation and leaving again without saying goodbye again,

with neat mustaches trailing after us, carrying our luggage,

and you won't be stuck with just the stiff, you know, posed shots.

rode a sad train with Anna Karenina,

I live in two worlds. One is a world of books.

- Is paying for Yale. - No! No way!

All the feelings that I have hiding here for you inside, bong, bong, bong.

Coming through! Heavy packs.

- Really? - Wonderful.

they'll mistake you for Simone de Beauvoir. Pack it.

- You don't have to do this. - I know. That's why it's fun.

Now, people, I know it's an unpleasant subject,

- Ah, safety pin, perfect. - We can't do this.