Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- He's a good guy. - Yeah, he is a good guy.

so many people who have shaped my life

Yup, I'm closing down the diner for a couple of weeks

That sounds fair, but I should pay interest.

Romantic cruises say commitment, my friend.

As his parting shot to me, Charleston never responded

I am proud to be their grandchild.

We got her one car. It's a little Prius. It's safe, it gets great gas mileage.

Lyme disease, auto accidents, plane accidents.

- But you reconsidered. - Come on, Brad. Go out a winner.

- Congratulations, Rory. - Thank you, Headmaster.

and if you wear it with a moody look on your face like you're thinking of Bolsheviks,

- Lorelai, it's your mother. - Mother, hi.

On the verge of blubbering here.

- Forgot how to sit. - Yes, it was horrible.

Grandma and Grandpa are paying for Yale.

That's not going to stop me from using air quotes.

She's lost in a sea of blue polyester, Mom.

This will not happen again, promise.

Tell it to Deney Terrio here. I should've been a dancer.

But it's only a few months until the Dragonfly opens, right?

Who wants more?

This is going to an uncomfortable place.

My mother never gave me any idea that I couldn't do whatever

Oh. It was a really nice ceremony, wasn't it?

Thank you. Which one is it?

Hey, Dean, he's paying you for all this, right?

And I pulled towel duty today.

honored attendees and students,

They want me to be their executive chef four nights a week.

and the owner's son is walking around with a bunch of men in suits.

Okay, hon, listen.

A little drunk, and all I'm drinking is apple juice.

after you graduate. You've got good deal-making skills. Eye of the tiger.

and grandfathering in previously proposed statutes with no procedural delay.

the dazzling woman from whom I received my name

Well, what is it?

This is degrading for a man of my capabilities.

- Almost done here, folks. - Great, Kirk. You find any mold?

- And wingdings and tum-tum's. - That was close.

Right. The big-eared Romeo fiasco of '98. Gotcha.

I just... Rory grew up here.

Well, irony of ironies, the money I got from your grandpa

- Didn't think of that. - Just not a gas guzzler.

We're the Chilton equivalent of 50 Cent's posse. Where are the boys?

They're boarding the place up as we speak.

You mean, did I find any silent death?

and running in four or five months.

- Okay. - Good.

This marble is two hundred years old. Harriet Beecher Stowe walked on this marble.