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You look nice. You meeting someone?
A lot of 'em were.
- No, you are. Just take it. - No.
- Fuckin'... - Hey, guys!
Yeah, it's fine, I just, I can't talk baseball right now. Okay?
It's so loud! We should get desks next to each other.
[Jess] Two, three...
I think Jo is queer. I think she's queer.
And the pitch.
[Guy] All right, now, um, let me give you some advice.
Oh, my God! Shirley! I didn't even think of that.
What is that thing?
- I can live with that. - Yeah, we'll see.
Just kidding.
You will, though.
Hey, you know why they still talk about that stupid bird I killed?
- Mmm. - I swear to God, I fell in love with him right then and there.
[♪ Maxine Weldon: "Chilly Wind"]
Safe!
- Nice hit. - [Greta] Thanks.
Okay. That's not true. See, look, here.
I don't think this old man has anything left to teach you, except how to celebrate.
On the field. At your office.
We gonna be, uh, making screws and wing plane parts...
I'm impressed, Shaw. This... Ooh!
that if I cross it, I won't be able to go back.
Wow, how absolutely random!
- Wow. What am I even looking at? - [Carson sighs]
Okay, baby. You need to get your shit together. Now. So...
[announcer] Gonzalez is stealing?
No. Speed Jaxon is, like, ten times more real than Captain America.
We will never be like them.
- You know I would've told you. - I forgot you told me not to tell.
So, should we just stick with the lineup?
- [chuckles] Do you want anything, smokes or anything? - No.
And gives me a hand-written menu
Okay.
- It gives me a headache. - Ugh.
- No. - I know.
[both laughing]
- Why is that? - Listen. Okay.
[announcer] And the throw back to second. She slides, but not in time.
Sorry, the Mayor called you to turn off one light for the war?
You know, I've been thinking
[kettle whistling]
[women laughing]
- [in English] He's dead. - He's not dead, Shirley. We just saw him.
but my borin' ass has got a job. What you got?
If she can do this, I definitely can.
Yes, of course.
I gotta get home in time for Mister District Attorney.
So I need you to do something for me.
- [bat hits ball] - [crowd applauding]
Yes. I second that. And she's very tall. You can see her from anywhere.
[Edgar] What if your daughter is an invert? What you gonna do?
[metal grinding]
So, that would be amazing if you would switch.
We can find somewhere else.
Oh, I am ashamed of you, Lupe.
[speaking English] The child approves, she enjoys it.