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Good-Looking Kids Good-Looking Kids For Two Ugly People
I'll tell you what I told that doctor:
Hank: Your body can't handle any more poisons. Dale: Can too!
Oh, well, rules are rules.
but Dallas is downsizing the flavored adhesive division.
Well, I can't fire him. We were married briefly in the '80s.
That was very decisive.
Mr. Gribble, you don't know Bert Halverstrom, do you?
[Gasps]
You were the best human resources manager Stik-Tek ever had.
Hold that thought.
or Miss Pitman won't let them wear chinos and a knit shirt next Friday!
That was a bad, bad move, Hank.
[Sighs]
Well, that was a waste of time.
Did it occur to either of you to set the table for dinner?
One more slip-up and you lose your privileges...
Good-Looking Kids For Two Ugly People
Dad, since you're spending so much time at work...
I heard from that guy in Accounts Payable, the one with the vintage glasses...