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The point is it made us remember another scrapbook you made.
What did I do wrong?
You may have closed the door on Barney, but he locked it.
Hey, guys, Barney.
[Ted] Get ready for our star runway model.
Oh, Lily, that sounds perfect. Thank you.
- Thanks for being on board. - Not on board.
- What? - You're half-naked.
But they do look yummy-yum-yum, mister.
And so we rescheduled your meeting with that headhunter.
Hi, Barney. You seem like you run fast.
Well, it's come to this.
But when it came to making the first move, well...
What? You got ketchup on a red tie. You can't even see it.
Not that gig, sweetheart. [Sighs]
- That's it. Ted's fired. - What? Fired?
You're so sensitive and deep.
Oh, I'm so sorry, Cornelius.
[Crying] I miss you, Cornelius!
And I realized that I'm searching...
[Ted] Oh, my God! He just did it again!
[Thinking] Hey, there, Scherbats, your voice of reason here. What ya doin'?
- Wait, you didn't sleep with her? - Nope.
Oh. Your Uncle Ted is so proud.
That project really was your baby...
You deserve a better end than this!