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Not that gig, sweetheart. [Sighs]
Oh, I'm so sorry, Cornelius.
Oh. Your Uncle Ted is so proud.
[Thinking] Hey, there, Scherbats, your voice of reason here. What ya doin'?
Hey, guys, Barney.
You deserve a better end than this!
That project really was your baby...
But when it came to making the first move, well...
- Wait, you didn't sleep with her? - Nope.
What did I do wrong?
And I realized that I'm searching...
Oh, Lily, that sounds perfect. Thank you.
The point is it made us remember another scrapbook you made.
- What? - You're half-naked.
[Ted] Oh, my God! He just did it again!
But they do look yummy-yum-yum, mister.
Well, it's come to this.
[Ted] Get ready for our star runway model.
Hi, Barney. You seem like you run fast.
- Thanks for being on board. - Not on board.
And so we rescheduled your meeting with that headhunter.
What? You got ketchup on a red tie. You can't even see it.
[Crying] I miss you, Cornelius!
- That's it. Ted's fired. - What? Fired?
You may have closed the door on Barney, but he locked it.
You're so sensitive and deep.