The Beverly Hillbillies (1962) - S02E10 Turkey Day

What?

Well, I reckon we gotta go in and face Granny.

You see, Mr. and Mrs. Drysdale are posing as Governor and Mrs. Bradford in a recreation of the first Thanksgiving some 342 years ago, when the old Gonquins, Quanto and Massasoit befriended the beleaguered Pilgrims and so made it possible to perpetuate the Plymouth Colony and bring them to be what is now one of the most important holidays in the American calendar.

The turkey's right outside.

Can you stuff a turkey good, Billy boy, Billy boy?

I just don't want you disappearing again.

Tell them you just want to borrow it.

Well, I learned him to shake hands.

When the Drysdale come to eat, they want to see that bird sitting on the table, not at it.

All right, doggie, there's one thing you gotta say about the folks out here.

She's a young thing and cannot leave her mother.

What you got there?

That's an old Indian trick.

No, no, no, no!

Sneaking up to attack.

Hey, where y'all going with Herman?

Y'all come back now, hear?

Smile.

Oh, Hallie Mae, would you do me a favor?

Oh, uh, just with me.

I don't usually refuse a hand offered in friendship, but in this case, I just got a feeling it wouldn't be lasting.

Ellie Mae, I told you not to go friendly enough with that turkey bird so close before Thanksgiving.

It was Elmer here.

Oh, no, it won't.

Injun, I reckon you better stay with my Uncle Jed, says you can go.