The Beverly Hillbillies (1962) - S02E10 Turkey Day

Pale-faced squaw, speak with forked tongue.

Sneaking up to attack.

I can't do it.

Right through that hedge.

I'm sorry, Granny.

Do what, Granny?

Oil, that is.

This little fella says his pa shoots billiards a couple nights a week.

Husband not in costume yet.

Mr. Paul, come on, Elmer, let's put Paul Herman back in the pen.

You fetch the gun.

Well, I did the best I could.

Some bloodthirsty savages, that's what we got here.

It was in a crate right over there.

We're saved!

It's back in the kitchen in that pen.

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed.

Don't you stay out of sight.

She's got to take them walnuts in to her Granny.

I'm being insulted.

I ain't gonna cook it.

I got nothing against you.

You see, Mr. and Mrs. Drysdale are posing as Governor and Mrs. Bradford in a recreation of the first Thanksgiving some 342 years ago, when the old Gonquins, Quanto and Massasoit befriended the beleaguered Pilgrims and so made it possible to perpetuate the Plymouth Colony and bring them to be what is now one of the most important holidays in the American calendar.

It was Elmer here.

No, I warned you not to come over here and insult me.