The Beverly Hillbillies (1962) - S02E10 Turkey Day

As near as I can figure, she's got a brother who's a communist.

Then I am not posing for these dreadful pictures.

Don't tell me she's making a pet out of our Thanksgiving riddles, is she?

Come on, Herman.

Black gold.

You see, Mr. and Mrs. Drysdale are posing as Governor and Mrs. Bradford in a recreation of the first Thanksgiving some 342 years ago, when the old Gonquins, Quanto and Massasoit befriended the beleaguered Pilgrims and so made it possible to perpetuate the Plymouth Colony and bring them to be what is now one of the most important holidays in the American calendar.

Bet their chicken soup was the best ever.

Red Brother bring turkey for feast.

Sneaking up to attack.

Well, let's get him around the back.

That's the clown that rides around with the Lone Ranger.

Put him in the pan.

Sure, Granny.

Swimming pools, movie stars.

Oh, good.

I reckon so.

Where is the turkey?

Smile.

I just don't want you disappearing again.

I reckon so.

Yeah.

As turkeys go, I reckon you're right up there with the best, but... I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't look at me like that.

Ah, just like my granny always said.

Mr. Paul, come on, Elmer, let's put Paul Herman back in the pen.

Yes, ma'am, they zoned the warpath.