The Beverly Hillbillies (1962) - S02E10 Turkey Day

You see, Mr. and Mrs. Drysdale are posing as Governor and Mrs. Bradford in a recreation of the first Thanksgiving some 342 years ago, when the old Gonquins, Quanto and Massasoit befriended the beleaguered Pilgrims and so made it possible to perpetuate the Plymouth Colony and bring them to be what is now one of the most important holidays in the American calendar.

Then I'll get it.

And this here table is what you call a billiard table.

Can you stuff a turkey good for Thanksgiving?

She's gonna be powerful mad.

Judging from the size of his head, he must be monstrous big.

You're all invited back next week to this locality to have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.

Can she roast a turkey brown?

I can't have my picture taken in this ridiculous getup.

This little fella says his pa shoots billiards a couple nights a week.

If we leave him around Ellie much longer, he'll be wanting dessert and coffee with his meals.

What nation you from?

Yes, she's fixin' gravy too like her mama used to do.

And don't you never go off and leave us without any firearms.

What?

You want to go hunting with us, Ellie?

Hey, doggie, I always wondered what that critter was.

We'll fight them tooth and nail.

Mr. Paul, come on, Elmer, let's put Paul Herman back in the pen.

Yes, sir, Pa.

Granny, the folks that lived here before us must have found it pretty tasty.

The Injuns is attacking!

Why, they ain't got none of the hick... Hurry with the hickory nuts, sir.

I declare Duke, if Mr. Drysdale give us a string of weenies, that girl'll make pets out of him.

Be happy, bring refreshment.