HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
I call it play practice. When I was doing "Pippin,"
- No, not from me. I trust you, sir. - You know what?
Simply insert the card into the slot.
# Oh, we wanted to stand up and hiss #
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
Does that bring any scheme to mind?
# The producers #
# We'll never quit #
and the water comes out?
What?
You said they'd be under my name. Honest to God!
Just, maybe want a little something.
Three days. You never know.
Okay, okay, happy anniversary.
He'll be here. He'll be here.
It's a card, this is the card slot.
- You look great! - Oh.
Andy, they're at the "will call" window!
- You found it in the hotel, right? - Yes, yes.
Susan Stroman, the best director.
That's your job, Sanji.
Andy is known by his affectionate nickname-
- Are you drinking that water? - You know what?
You know, I didn't even think twice about it.
since you got off the goddamn airplane!
- What is that? - What?
- Go to the back of the line. - I'm in the show, I'm Bialystock.
I'm from Whitehall & Marks.
It's a quirk, it's a quirk.
Please, Mr. Bialystock,
20 minutes before the show fighting with a Sikh?
I knew it. Why am I forgetting it all of a sudden?
- I know you made it up. - No, it's not like-
this show's gonna run for another five years!
- Absolutely, thank you so much. - Very good.
# Once he was a king... #
- That's fantastic. - That's a relief.
You… will… fail!
Take care of him? He's a repairman.
All right, why don't we go to page nine in the script,
He performed a service and you tip him for a service.
Oh, dear God.
- I did not know that. - It does.
I don't know what I was thinking! I can't do this!
Honey, don't panic. There are a lot of shows on this street.
a man could make a fortune!
I've got two days until I open on Broadway.
If I didn't go into show business, I was going to become a fireman.
I don't know why, I'm an excellent shaver.
Maybe it's in the cab.
# Max Bialystock #
- Almost done, sir. - Yeah?
I saw him talking to you. Did he tell you my seat-
# We believe you, thousands wouldn't #
You called, here I am.
- Is that what it's for? - Yes.
I can't, I've got to take care of this.
I don't see you doing it at all, but you'll be great!
It's not my fault, he gave me the tickets.
- Will you run lines? - I'll be fine. Stick to the plan.
- Alas, I did not. - It didn't happen?
- You're a pretty smart guy. - Thank you very much.
Ask her what she does.