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I didn't have a good night's sleep. What am I supposed to do?
- All right, Sanji. - Hey, that's good. Sanjay.
But do it horizontally.
Oh no, this'll be exciting. You're gonna be great!
The floor is for standing.
That's fascinating.
That's all I'm talking about.
He turned to me on his deathbed
Well, it's simply a matter of creative accounting.
'Cause my mother used to say that to me growing up.
What was I saying?
Who's this?
What are you doing in the lobby
- I'll go with you. - No, it's crazy.
We have a staff that does it. We sit in the front.
I could study the rest of my life,
- I found it. - I know, but it's not your watch.
Look, I got the lenses put in my Max glasses.
I lost my watch I think at rehearsal.
No no, you still have an hour.
that you didn't get some kind of gratuity.
- Is that what you're saying? - No, that's what you're saying.
- You'll be wonderful. - Yeah, thanks.
Where do you live?
You think these glasses are okay? I think I made a mistake.
The next time I'll see you will be after the play,
- I was excited I got it for him! - I know.
Yeah, I'm sure.
- Cady went to go get some coffee. - Oh, she's here?
Do you have anything to read?
He's a little cyclone, a little tornado
The first producer ever
I got your message, by the way. Thank you so much.
# It's just no go, you've got no show #
One of the maintenance guys from the hotel had it on.
You've got a picture of Bush in your dressing room?
- for power on and off... - On and off, copy that.
Sir, whatever- whatever pleases you. That's fine with me.
# A Ziegfeld, so they'd say #
Stupid cousin Andy, you know?
Did you look, maybe-
- It belongs to David Schwimmer. - No, finders keepers.
All right, calm down.
It looks like you're building a sandcastle on the table.
You are constantly undermining every decision I've made on this trip!
but if I didn't find your watch in the first place,
was a little upset this morning.
Sir, the bellman will bring up your luggage after you check in.
- Oh, sure, yeah. - I am a fellatio teacher.
# That slimy, sleazy #
# But this we're telling you, sirs #
So far this is about the funniest thing I've seen on Broadway.
that spicy food makes
- I didn't know you sang and you danced. - I really don't.
What? Are you nuts?
to this whole experience,
Swedish.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you, no problem, okay.
Thank you, by the way. That was so sweet of you,
How did you get this on? I can't even figure it out.
Costing?
- Thank you, have a nice day. - Okay, you too.
- Hey, honey! - Hey.
Would you mind telling me what he said to you up there?
Hey hey, all right! All right! All right!
Yes, he taught me everything I know.
a producer could make more money with a flop