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afford more mental health.
Don't worry, Mom. Thanks to the app store,
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No, thank you!
for 2,600 days.
It's heartbreaking. I don't know if I'll ever‐‐
Well, some of us get pretty lonesome, too,
I can't leave you.
Oh, my God, I wasn't protecting you,
while we were chasing after this one woman?
Yippee! God bless ya, son!
Tied to my dog tags is a picture of my gal, Clara.
the third date where you find out
but ends with potential,
‐Did it? ‐Yes.
9,094...
Yes.
Why did she go to Utah?
Mom...?
‐another 99 cents. ‐(groans)
and... pour vous.
and a boy whose closest thing to a mother
Well, the truth is, I don't exactly know
they want to make a baby that is immediately
Seen it.
(chuckles) I wish.
Mom.
(distorted): Homer! I miss you so much!
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GRAMPA: D'oh! Son! I can't get through!
There was too much going on.
‐Right. ‐(gasps) I never knew that.
Oh, here comes the remorse.
(groaning)
9,095...
Or it will be the best Mother's Day ever.
(laughs) It's him!
what opening a can of dog food is to their ears.
Oh, I can't say no to that face.
and I carefully chose a picture of all the kids...
I mean, it's a pretty low bar.
(growls)
She's alive! She's alive.
You came back... for me?
Well, only if you consider "lonely"