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Mom?
Okay, people. Let's earn those PhDs.
Such a beautiful moment.
Deal with feelings like I taught you.
I'm here to stop you, son.
Your dog bit me.
And, Mom, although I believe Mother's Day is a B. S. holiday‐‐
(gunfire continues)
Such a beautiful voice.
(chuckling)
near the slot canyons. Who wants to know?
which is worse than making no breakfast at all.
Boring. Boring.
And remember, if you get 'em to cry,
Oh...
Losing your mother.
AUTOMATED VOICE: Press button to pay
(deep voice): I even miss you sometimes.
He's mooning me.
I ain't gonna make it.
You sure? It's free.
(gasping)
Don't procrastinate.
I seen a runaway rose like her workin' a gas 'n' go
‐Hello, Homer. ‐Ooh!
Boy, somewhere there's a hundred‐year‐old woman
you don't have to be afraid of abandonment.
Abe! Put down the booze and take care of Homer.
It's to a dog's eyes
MONA: I wrote this on the liquor cabinet so you would see it.
D'oh!
So sweet.
Please enter date of loss.
Now you're just reading the label.
Made my day.
I'll take it.
AUTOMATED VOICE: You have found closure.