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♪ ♪
‐TV. ‐Me, too!
I had just learned to drive.
how did you deal with the fact
I'm so mad at her and my dad.
‐(clears throat) ‐Uh, I'm sorry, I digress.
I see.
Tell her I used up my last breath
♪ ♪
My wife just died, for God's sake.
(sighs happily)
"Nature of grief?"
Protect me from what?
Homer, would you like to cut the cord?
But you do have your father.
♪ ♪
‐Aw... ‐(Marge groans)
What is it, Dad? What's wrong?
First‐time driver, eh?
They're always looking for angry, messed‐up young men.
And since you know that she'll always be there,
and the slamming doors.
I have a son that age. Haven't seen him in years.
I love you, Dad.
♪ ♪
How did she spot us?
MALE VOICE: Welcome to Nutz,
HOMER: You heard me!
Well, I was gonna make you breakfast in bed,
Never be afraid to digress.
Santa's Little Helper wanted to invite
Kids, I love all your presents and...
You ever think of all the violent criminals going free
(chuckling)
Newborns don't moon people.