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[ All Muttering ]
- [ Buzzes ] - [ Whining ]
(SINGING) The Simpsons
No!
[ Yawns ] Well, time to go to work.
Now, here's one of our favorite Duff beer commercials...
Your husband was found D.O.A.
My name's Mrs. Phillips. You said my husband is D.W.I.
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[ Thinking ] Little do they know, I'm ducking out early...
My name is Daniel. Bodycomm 4.0 has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old
- Pipe down, rub-a-dub! - Ow.
He went poo poo he pooped
Hey, Lise, Look what I can do.
####[Film Sound Track: Madcap]
and The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot.
I think I've lost weight.
- [Homer Hyperventilating] - [Marge] Uh, Homer? Are you all right?
- You're under arrest. - D'oh!
The man never said please or thank you in his life
- Why are you saying that? -Just screwin' with your mind.
Now, if any of you ever think of drinking and driving again...
this little guy writes mysteries...
## [ Continues Humming ]
What a terrible waste.
Let’s hope we win Thursday….
for you to screw it up now.
[ Shrieks ]
I’m going to Mo’s And coming back loaded
- [ Whirring ] - [Footsteps]
ESPN is a boring old biddy
Are you sure? Well, everyone's talking about it.
Chugalug, chugalug, chugalug, chugalug, chugalug.
[ TV: Women Chanting ] Down with sexism! Down with sexism!
The food is connected to a mild electrical current.
- Oh, my God! He's dead? - Oh, wait. I mean D.W.I.
I never realized how boring this game is.
First Prize! First Prize!
Your Honor, I'd like that last remark stricken from the record.
[Thinking] Uh-oh. Did I say that or just think it?
TV, have you turned on me too?
I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.