HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
OKAY, THAT'S FAIR. OKAY.
- CHARLIE, COME HERE. YOU GOTTA SEE THIS. - MMM.
- I KNOW. ISN'T THAT NICE? - YEAH, YOU DO LOOK GOOD.
I'M SO-- I'M SO-- OH, GOD, I'M SO SORRY.
- YOU DON'T KNOW THAT FOR A FACT. - I DO KNOW. I CAME BACK.
YEAH YEAH, I'M NOT THAT CRAZY ABOUT THEM,
YOU DON'T WANNA BE BURIED NEXT TO ME WHEN YOU'RE DEAD,
- HI, GOOD EVENING, MISS DAVID? - YES.
- I'M PUTTING ON AIRS? - A LITTLE BIT, YEAH.
- I CAN'T FIND THIS PLACE. - ( woman speaks Spanish )
IT'S TRUE. WHEN YOU START TO THINK ABOUT IT,
I THANK YOU, LARRY, TO NOT SAY ANYTHING TO MR. DANSON.
- FINE, FINE, I'M LEAVING! - GO ON.
NOBODY'S SWITCHING? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING TO ME?
OH JEEZ
PLEASE DON'T--
HEY, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. WERE YOU SHY AS A CHILD?
WITH A SPECIAL REQUEST, AND IN THIS CASE, THERE WAS A REQUEST
OKAY, I WILL. ONE MORE THING:
- I WANT SOME PEACE AND QUIET. - OKAY, FINE.
HOW YOU DOING, MR. MCENROE?
THIS IS NOT YOUR LIMO. THIS IS SOMEBODY ELSE'S LIMO.
They just called. And I can't get over there.
HOWEVER, THIS IS NOT BAD.
- NOTHING? A PUZZLE, HUH? - NO, I--
- ARE YOU INSANE? - LARRY, DO ME A FAVOR. COME ON, MAN.
- WHERE'S THE CAR? - LEON TOOK IT.
- WEAR A BOW TIE? BARTENDER? - OH!
- RETURNING THE CAR. - YEAH, THANKS.
I FEEL LIKE A JERK 'CAUSE I KIND OF PROMISED HIM.
- I DON'T BELIEVE HIM. - THAT SON OF A...
- OKAY, GIVE ME THIS, PLEASE. - THANK YOU.
GOT ANY EXTRA TICKETS?
I TAKE BACK MY TOAST.
- THREE LEGS! WHAT IS THAT? - PIG NOSE.
EVER PLAY PING PONG? PING PONG'S MY GAME. I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING:
YEAH, BOY OH BOY, YOU SHOULD BE.
- I CAN'T DO THAT. I NEED TO BE ON THE END. - THAT'S TRUE.
Heather: WHO YOU CALLING A FREAK, YOU BALD FUCK?
FEEL LIKE YOU'RE PUTTING ON AIRS OR SOMETHING, YOU KNOW?
THE SELFISHNESS THAT'S GOING ON HERE.