Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Driver: THAT WAS A BULLSHIT PARTY. - Larry: YEAH.
- YEAH, I DON'T WANT-- NOT TOO SOON. - YEAH, NO.
GOD, GET--
IF YOU WERE MARRIED TO ME, I NEVER WOULD HAVE LET YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE WITH THAT.
- GREAT COMBO. YEAH, LOOKS TERRIFIC. - GLAD YOU LIKE IT.
- WHAT? - GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE, WILL YOU?
- HE DID, DIDN'T HE? - NO, HE DID NOT.
- WHAT DID HE SAY? - HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
CHARLIE, PULL THE CAR OVER. THAT'S IT!
WE SHOULD KEEP IT THE WAY IT IS.
- OH, NO KIDDING. - YEAH.
I'M JUST JOKING AROUND. BUT SERIOUSLY,
YEAH, I BELIEVE IN A GOD,
- I'M GREAT. - OKAY, FINE.
If I don't get this, I lose my job, man.
- ARE YOU CRAZY? YOU'RE NOT DRIVING. - I'M NOT THAT DRUNK.
- OKAY. - THIS ISN'T FOR YOU, ACTUALLY.
NO RADIO OR NOTHING. NO DISTRACTIONS.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
- IT'S A RIOT. - ALL RIGHT, FINE.
I LIKE TO BE QUIET NOW, BELIEVE IT OR NOT.
HE FOUGHT IT LIKE A TROUPER, THAT OLD ASSHOLE.
- PLEASE, ONE MORE CHANCE. - I WAS ONLY TALKING ABOUT THE BOOK.
JUST 'CAUSE THE PERSON'S BALD DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO LIKE THEM.
SOMEBODY'S GOTTA GO FIRST, I GUESS.
JUST FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS!
I'M GONNA GO SAY A LITTLE SOMETHING TO MR. DANSON.
- YEAH! - WE MADE IT, MAC!
- OKAY, YEAH. - IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
- I DON'T EVEN RECOGNIZE MOST OF THESE PEOPLE. - REALLY?
YOU SAID 8TH STREET, RIGHT? THIS IS NOT 8TH STREET.
NO, I CAN'T DO THAT,
I'LL TALK TO HIM. EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE.
- CHARLIE, WHAT THE HELL? - CLOSE THE DOOR.
I DON'T MIND WEARING IT THAT MUCH. I'D RATHER YOU DON'T.
CHARLIE, GET ME TO THE SHOW. JESUS CHRIST!
- NO, FUCK YOU! - FUCK YOU!
( speaking Spanish )
- HEY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! - HEY.
LISTEN, I'M DOING THIS FOR YOU.
THIS IS THE SHITSTORM OF MY LIFE. IT'S SHIT.
I GOTTA PICK SOMEBODY UP IN 30 MINUTES AT THE AIRPORT.
HE'S GOTTA FEEL BAD SO YOU CAN FEEL GOOD?
- ARE YOU READY TO GO? - OH, GOD, LOOK AT THIS.