Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- THAT'S NOT MY FAULT. - BULLSHIT! IT IS YOUR FAULT.

SEE? LOOK. FOUR TITS. YOU SEE THE FOUR TITS?

THIS IS ALL WE NEED TO DO BECAUSE MY SISTER--

- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN JEALOUS OF A GARDENER? - NO, I HAVEN'T, ACTUALLY.

JUST MAKE A LEFT TURN AND TAKE US HOME!

- Ted: THIS IS THE ONE YOU TOLD ME ABOUT? - THAT'S IT, YEAH.

WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL TO TALK ABOUT THAT?

WELL, TOO BAD. GO BACK AND SAY YOU FAILED.

YEAH, FUCK YOU, TOO, ALL RIGHT? YEAH, KISS MY--!

- IS THIS TED'S GIFT? - YEAH.

- WHAT A FREAK! - Man and woman: IT'S HEATHER.

- PLEASE. - OKAY, I'M DOING IT FOR ME.

GET OFF! GET OFF!

- WERE YOU SHY? - YEAH YEAH, I WAS ACTUALLY.

THIS IS LIKE A REAL DATE.

OKAY, YOU JUST SAID THE WORD, "I THINK." DON'T THINK.

WE WEREN'T TALKING ABOUT HER!

NO, I WANNA BE NEXT TO MY GODDAMN HUSBAND FOR ETERNITY, NOT TED DANSON.

- GET IN, GET IN. - WHAT IS THIS?

- WE'LL GO OUT TO DINNER. IT'LL BE FUN. - YEAH, IT'LL BE FUN.

- AND YOUR FREAK BOOK AND GET THE HELL OUT. - WHAT?

- THAT'S GOTTA GO, JAMIE. - IT DOESN'T HAVE TO.

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS GUY.

YOU KNOW WHAT? WE'LL BRING THE FREAK BOOK.

- YOU WANT SOME WINE, CHEESE? - I'D LOVE SOME WINE. THAT'D BE GREAT.

I DON'T NEED YOU TO TALK!

TED DANSON SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED THAT YOU WEAR A BOW TIE?

MAYBE YOU'LL SWITCH PLOTS WITH ME, SO YOU'LL BE BETWEEN US.

- PLEASURE. - THANKS.

- WE'LL BE RIGHT OUT. THANK YOU SO MUCH. - OKAY.

I DON'T REALLY LIKE THAT, LAR. I DON'T LIKE THAT.

GOT A LITTLE BOW TIE.