Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- WHERE YOU HEADING? - GOING TO THE STAPLES CENTER FOR THE MCCARTNEY CONCERT.
OR THE LIGHTS. YOU CAN'T READ. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO.
- IT'S A PIG. IT'S A HUMAN PIG! - PIG NOSE!
( speaks Spanish )
WE'RE LEAVING THIS CEMETERY. WE'RE GETTING ANOTHER PLOT.
- THIS IS GREAT. THESE DO A LOT OF GOOD. - YEAH.
THAT'S OKAY. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
- THAT GUY, THE DRUNK GUY, JUST GROPED ME. - HE WHAT?
BRING HIM IN. I DON'T CARE. PUT HIM IN THE BACK.
NO, WE WEREN'T PARTYING.
- WHY NOT? - BECAUSE I LIKED IT THE WAY IT WAS.
WITH MR. DANSON.
NO NO NO NO NO,
YOU KNOW SOMETHING? YOU'RE OUT OF HERE. GO ON.
WHY'D YOU BRING THAT FUCKING BOOK?
JUST TRUST ME. I KNOW HOW TO TALK TO PEOPLE.
- PLEASE, PLEASE. - NAH-AH-AH.
THAT'S A FREAK. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
I KNOW IT'S HIS JOB, BUT LISTEN, I USED TO DRIVE.
I GOT IT.
NO. NO, IT'S NOT.
THAT'S WHAT HE SAID, BUT...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
NO, THIS ISN'T CLOSE.
SO I WAS THINKING MAYBE...
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - HEY, I KNOW.
BUT YOU KNOW THAT MEANS THAT YOU'LL BE NEXT TO SUSIE.
- IS THAT TOO PERSONAL? - YEAH, THAT'S TOO PERSONAL, OKAY?
GUESS WHAT. EVEN YOUR BEST SELF, I'M NOT INTERESTED FOR ETERNITY.
- I HAVE SEX ONCE A WEEK. HOW ABOUT YOU? - ( groans )
I CAN'T PICK SOMEBODY UP AT THE AIRPORT.
- THANKS. - CHARLIE IS YOUR MAN. DON'T BE SHY.
- WHAT A FREAK! - OH MY GOD,
- WHAT IS THIS? - IT'S A BOOK ABOUT FREAKS.
( mutters ) I COULDN'T BE ALONE WITH MYSELF FOR 15 MINUTES.
AND I'M WONDERING WHERE HE IS RIGHT NOW.
ALL RIGHT, HEY. OKAY, I GOT IT.
- THAT'S NOT COOL. - IT LOOKS ELEGANT.
WE HAVE NO WAY TO GET HOME TONIGHT BECAUSE--
WELL, LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA HAVE TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK
- REALLY? - YEAH.
- Woman: NOBODY'S HOME. STAY OUT. - COME ON, BABY.
- WHAT? - YOU HAVE TO JUST MAKE A LEFT TURN.
HAVE TO STAND THERE, WEAR A BOW TIE THE WHOLE NIGHT.
- I'M SORRY. - IT'S ALL RIGHT.