Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

LIKE, I WAS SHY WHEN I WAS A KID.
IT WOULD PROBABLY IMPLICATE ME IN SOME WAY, AND IT'S NOT THAT IMPORTANT.
- Larry: REALLY NICE, YEAH. - Susie: IT'S A ROCK STAR THING.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
HOW ABOUT THIS? I'LL SWITCH WITH CHERYL,
( yelling )
DON'T YOU DARE GET ON THAT COUCH. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- IT'S THREE PENISES. - Ted: ALL RIGHT, WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE?
YOU SEE, YOU WERE WORRIED. I TOLD YOU I'D GET YOU HERE ON TIME.
- ALL RIGHT, FINE, FINE. - Thanks. Oh God, thanks.
AND A NICE VIEW.
YOU KNOW, WHAT IS IT? SO YOU FEEL GOOD?
- I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO. - ( doorbell rings )
ALL RIGHT, CHARLIE.
MIGHT BE GETTING BACK TOGETHER.
- YOU'RE PRETTY. - VERY ATTRACTIVE.
THEY THINK IT'S THEIR CAR. I DON'T KNOW.
- YOU'RE THE MAN. - NICE TO MEET YOU, MR. MCENROE. I'M CHARLIE.
HEY, AND THIS BOOK-- I GOTTA TELL YOU, THIS BOOK IS GREAT.
- Dad: I DON'T WANT THAT DOG SHITTING IN MY YARD! - DADDY, SO HELP ME!
WHAT'S... WHAT'S...
ARE YOU JOKING?
WOW, GLAD YOU LIKE IT.
I DON'T CARE WHERE THEY LIVE. LET'S GET 'EM OUT OF HERE.
( crowd shushes )
I WANNA JUST SHOW IT TO JEFF, OKAY?
YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S NOT THAT FAR FROM THE STAPLES CENTER.
OH...
- Ted: OH OH, YEAH. - ( laughing )
YOU TOLD ME TO GO THIS WAY. I WENT COMPLETELY THE WRONG WAY.
Charlie: YOU GOTTA BRING IT BACK, MAN.
- Ted: THANK YOU! THANK YOU SO MUCH. - IT'S NICE.
I DIDN'T EVEN WEAR THE UNIFORM.
Man: WHO'S THERE? IS THAT THE GODDAMN NEIGHBORS WITH THEIR FUCKING DOG?
I THINK WE REALLY OVERPAID FOR THOSE PLOTS.
DON'T FORGET ME, BUD.
GET...
NO NO NO NO, THAT'S TOTALLY--
Are YOU LOVING THAT FREAK BOOK?
- GIVE HIM THE MONEY. - LOOK, THE GUY'S COMING.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BECKER.
GUESS WHAT. I'M IN THE LIMO RIGHT NOW. DO YOU WANT ME TO RETURN IT?
- DON'T YOU LOOK NICE? - YOU'RE PRETTY.
IF IT'S THE NEIGHBOR AGAIN,
- Dad: TELL 'EM TO STOP PLAYING THE MUSIC. - SHUT UP!
THIS IS AWESOME. THANK YOU FOR THIS BOOK, MAN.