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HOW ABOUT THIS? I'LL SWITCH WITH CHERYL,

Charlie: YOU GOTTA BRING IT BACK, MAN.

YOU KNOW, WHAT IS IT? SO YOU FEEL GOOD?

THEY THINK IT'S THEIR CAR. I DON'T KNOW.

ARE YOU JOKING?

YOU TOLD ME TO GO THIS WAY. I WENT COMPLETELY THE WRONG WAY.

MIGHT BE GETTING BACK TOGETHER.

Man: WHO'S THERE? IS THAT THE GODDAMN NEIGHBORS WITH THEIR FUCKING DOG?

- Dad: TELL 'EM TO STOP PLAYING THE MUSIC. - SHUT UP!

I DON'T CARE WHERE THEY LIVE. LET'S GET 'EM OUT OF HERE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

- I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO. - ( doorbell rings )

- Dad: I DON'T WANT THAT DOG SHITTING IN MY YARD! - DADDY, SO HELP ME!

Are YOU LOVING THAT FREAK BOOK?

GUESS WHAT. I'M IN THE LIMO RIGHT NOW. DO YOU WANT ME TO RETURN IT?

LIKE, I WAS SHY WHEN I WAS A KID.

- Larry: REALLY NICE, YEAH. - Susie: IT'S A ROCK STAR THING.

THIS IS AWESOME. THANK YOU FOR THIS BOOK, MAN.

WOW, GLAD YOU LIKE IT.

AND A NICE VIEW.

I DIDN'T EVEN WEAR THE UNIFORM.

YOU SEE, YOU WERE WORRIED. I TOLD YOU I'D GET YOU HERE ON TIME.

HEY, AND THIS BOOK-- I GOTTA TELL YOU, THIS BOOK IS GREAT.

I THINK WE REALLY OVERPAID FOR THOSE PLOTS.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BECKER.

IF IT'S THE NEIGHBOR AGAIN,

DON'T YOU DARE GET ON THAT COUCH. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S NOT THAT FAR FROM THE STAPLES CENTER.

- Ted: THANK YOU! THANK YOU SO MUCH. - IT'S NICE.

- IT'S THREE PENISES. - Ted: ALL RIGHT, WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE?

IT WOULD PROBABLY IMPLICATE ME IN SOME WAY, AND IT'S NOT THAT IMPORTANT.

( crowd shushes )

I WANNA JUST SHOW IT TO JEFF, OKAY?

NO NO NO NO, THAT'S TOTALLY--

- ALL RIGHT, FINE, FINE. - Thanks. Oh God, thanks.

- YOU'RE PRETTY. - VERY ATTRACTIVE.

- GIVE HIM THE MONEY. - LOOK, THE GUY'S COMING.

- DON'T YOU LOOK NICE? - YOU'RE PRETTY.

- YOU'RE THE MAN. - NICE TO MEET YOU, MR. MCENROE. I'M CHARLIE.

- Ted: OH OH, YEAH. - ( laughing )

DON'T FORGET ME, BUD.

ALL RIGHT, CHARLIE.

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