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And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up to the ground come a bubbling prude.
All them seals and porpoises and fish you was talking about.
Hey.
What do you think I am, one of them senior citizens?
Huh?
You know that big goofy kid has been waiting for you at the gate?
She can't stand the sight of you.
The girl has got to have beauty of soul and spirit.
Oh, this here's my Uncle Jed.
You could be very big.
It belongs to my Uncle Jed.
You ran over his foot, threw flowers in his face, sicked your dog on him?
I love you!
I hope she's a nice, sweet girl.
You saying I'm over the hill?
And you'll also be working with Dash, Rip Rock, Bolt Upright, and my new discovery, Crunch Hardtack.
That's my sweetie.
What?
Oh, your heart is probably singing sweet, tender love songs.
Or find yourself another actress.
Wait!
Now, wait a minute.
Yeah.
No thank you, Uncle Jed.
Hey, kid!
Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.
Oh, have the guard chase him away.
He wants to take you home to meet his family.
Thank you!
Well, you bet you can.
Well, I think I'll fetch another knife.
She ran over your foot.
I don't want to force her into it.
Oh, beyond her she comes.