Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We did nothing to deserve that. Nothing to earn that.
That would definitely be The Compact Oxford English Dictionary...
Where were you?
My worst fashion choices, my big-hair days...
whenever I do, it's always Christopher.
He just stood there looking hurt with the paint and the chairs.
I am the one twirling the flaming baton.
Why don't we go to the dining room?
Over there is a good pizza place. That's the stationery store.
I run an inn near Stars Hollow.
- I was tying up the loose ends of my life. - Do they make that much string?
We were too young and wouldn't have made it. You know that.
I know you've heard a lot of talk about it in the past.
We should commemorate it with an oil painting...
- You weren't. - What about what I wanted?
- Whose game is it? - It's my friend Dean's.
Sorry, milady.
- None of this means anything, Rory. - I know.
- You wigged? - Yeah, I'm a little wigged.
I wanna use it now.
Don't look at me.
- He loves you. - He does love me.
- Why is that so crazy? - Because it is.
There's just been a lot of schmutzing going on.
I know one thing for sure.
- Can I get you something? - I'm fine.
- Fred Mertz? - I Love Lucy, Fred Mertz.
Then you run away and treat us as lepers.
His face is too tiny for his head. I just wanna toss him out.
Couple of what, I don't know!
I said at the player at the last stage of Remorseless: "He gives up-o!" The players kept giving up every time I join! He gives up-o! He gives up-o! He gives up-o! He gives up-o! He gives up-o! He gives up-o! He gives up-o! He gives up-o! He gives up-o! He gives up-o!
There's a misspelled-tattoo incident that I'm sure he'd like to erase from his bio.
- You recant that. - You're spilling my drink.
- Impregnating me with Rory? - This has taken a very weird turn.
We ordered Chinese food. It should be here soon.
What?
- Is your life all you hoped it would be? - Yes, it is.
- You owe my daughter an apology. - An apology? That is rich.
- How are you, sweetie? - Great.
And in an effort to further chronicle this balcony's history...
I'm sorry.
Don't be a martyr, Lorelai. And don't be naive.
Then I asked Rory, and she very reluctantly confirmed it.
You don't have to buy me anything.