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Just so you don't have to wait for me to have an anxiety attack too. [chuckles]
working title, "Balls to the Wall," if you'd told me that...
about how people wanna hire more female directors?
Also, I'm not her boyfriend. We're uncomplicated like that.
You've been taking those phone calls?!
Come on! We're missing the party.
You wanna go have a drink? Here I am, your peer, pressuring you.
Get someone to squeal on an AA meeting?
The last big movie you were on, you got fired off of.
Things are good. Because at some point, I realized it wasn't the alcohol's fault,
Thank you. I didn't mean to bite your head off.
Again? Okay.
And I'm sorry I didn't introduce you as my older sister
I get an extra bucket of bacon-blasted chicken fingers just for her,
Talk us through your journey there.
to make your exasperated sighs, please?
and the flowers fresh for just a moment longer.
It is fun that we're both working on the same lot, though.
Well, how do you figure? Did she say something?
I once saw Craig Ferguson here! I don't know why I said that.
Who is he?
You know, there was this girl in my town. Anyway, it's a long story.
and I just couldn't marry you before it's settled.
I wanna know what's changed since the strike.
Also, in my version, she's gay. Okay, bye!
Because I am not a thing to be fixed, Daddy.
[chuckles] That was a joke, but I see you're in no mood.
I can't do this. I am number one on the call sheet...
I think drinking alcohol might not be for you.
is that it's not a commercial.
Okay. She had this man living in her house.
Yes, but Justin's movies make actual money.
I do notice it's not as Chicken-4-Dayz-focused
[scoffs] I'm sorry, it's bullshit.
-and Sarah Lynn died in a planetarium? -Huh.
[door closes]
She's very versatile. Really talented.
-Ooh, yeah, sounds like a bummer. -Yeah, it's a bummer.
Ugh. Another one?
[stammers] If one were being ungenerous.
No. Thank you.
You understand?