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- You pick it up? - Well, you have to.
Prognosis negative
Yes, that's true...
Come on. There's no cops up here. Nail it. Give it some gas.
Give me that sneaker, you stupid idiot.
- About what? - Ellen.
- You're breaking up? - Oh, yeah.
So why do you call me six times a day?
- We knew you were upset- - From now on...
- ... and people's availabilities. - She'll still see it.
On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs...
If I could have seen it with her, fine.
No, I can't. I gotta watch Farfel. You and George can go without me.
- Yeah? - Prognosis Negative.
Did he leave a phone number or address?
- Why shouldn't I go here? - Well, you know.
- Do you-? - So-
...and they said you were released on Monday.
It was weird because George and I get along so great...
How about if you and George go to the movies...
And I open up the windows, and if you're still not satisfied...
No, I can't trust him. He gets insane. I won't enjoy myself.
...you find onboard here.
- No, milk. - I'm telling you. The guy's a drunk.
Jerry gargles? That why he takes so long?
I'd always think, even if he thinks the mirror is another room...
Why don't you wait and go at the movies?
He's going everywhere.
Ponce de Leon?
Hey, I'm sorry. I can't watch the dog tonight.
- Well, how do you know? - I have an instinct for these things.
We're supposed to ruin the night because she wants to see it?
Travelling, of course, is the best education.
- The dog? - I'm sure it's only for a day or two.
...in a movie theatre increase the enjoyment?
...and get you to a hospital.
Oh! I tell you what.
Lemon Lift.