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What's the deal, man? Fear?
I thought you were going to buy me a stun gun.
Dave, I want to tell people about us, I really do.
We were wondering if we could get a picture of you
I almost forgot why I came here in the first place.
When he knows I'm in the office,
No, no, no, I'm kidding. Trust me, it works.
You two scoot. I have to make some phone calls.
for over three hours?
Do I look like the kind of guy
Dave, this is identical to the one I have on.
You know, that's what the Rosenbergs said.
"Ooh, sleeping with the boss.
[GROANS]
My point is that this isn't the sort of behavior
[GOOFY BALL ALARM SOUNDS]
So, Dave, who you going to send up to New Hampshire
We've been through this.
I call it "the stalker shocker."
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
of a news station.
Please, for my sake. Do you understand?
Are you ready to go?
No. People liked him.
Am I the last one to know about this?
Matthew, what the hell are you doing?
We haven't told anyone else yet, but we will.
and who are you?
Are you actually going to go out on this stupid date?
who can procure certain materials.