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Dye job. Check the roots.
tell me, which one of you am I going to have to fire?
And who's ever holding it loses.
I'm sorry I was late this morning.
So, Mr. McNeal.
I don't expect you to believe me...
Yes, I do, sir.
Think fast!
or the slightly taller one with the even bigger breasts?
Just give me one good reason
Yeah. Uh...
I mean a man who has sex with other men.
I work at the coffee shop across the street.
I know, but there's...
Looks like it's just you and me now.
Wait, wait, wait.
That's right. That's right.
[SHRIEKS]
but if you'd like,
Sorry, Dave. That was me. Sorry.
We spend half of our time
What?
Good night, Bill.
Good night, Bill.
Bill, Goofy Ball.
Bill.
the tall one with the big breasts
to show me the world's greatest parking spot again...
In Chicago,
What excuse are you going to give her?
see how long it takes you to get bored with it.
I'm sorry, Dave. Did you two want to be alone?
What's new in the world o' news?
No, I am not.
I thought you might want to check this update
Seems like it should be heavier.
indigo...
"Dave, actually."
Right, an autograph... in blood.
All right, uh... let's see, I've got...
what if we just decided to keep this a secret?
Hi.