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I'm trying to enjoy my dinner, Russell. I'd invite you
Keep our coalition together.
had targeted us, declared us
You're right.
backing out of a tight parking spot at the mall.
a lot of things that haven't changed since your revolution.
weren't doing their job.
to meet you.
- What? - Hey, you're not supposed to be listening.
(sets glass down)
"blah, blah, blah, the American embargo
He's heard they're beautiful
But it's been 54 years,
is suddenly doable, but I don't have that kind of time.
We currently have three Cuban nationals
After her conviction and sentencing,
- Craig? - Florida has
- Just don't kill me, cause if you do - Oh... (gasps)
Just got off the phone with Justice...
You're right. Sucks to be you.
dealing with his death.
I serve at the pleasure of the president.
and from his three little girls
Think of the legacy you would leave.
- such a good... - I totally am.
Tight race, by the looks of it.
- I met the love of my life there. - Oh.
Jackson: I have to hand it to President Ostrov.
- Oh, what was that like? - The day we left?
I'm having a tough time with this.
after a brief stint with the Panthers,
But do I look hot?
about Sterling being behind Parisi's attempt
Our diplomats will be more effective
Fuck me! I love fucking!
for Trayvon Martin, or Eric Garner?
Yeah.
Drink up.
Parisi mobilized his whole staff to track down the cop's wife.
terrible Internet, but we get news.
existing and emerging opportunities in Cuba
(quietly): Blake, yeah, tell the secretary I got the files.
Nice talk.
of the worldwide proletariat struggle.
- Bye, Henry. - Bye, Nadine.
Then maybe you should get to know me.
I thought you might like to try some local cuisine.
- (sighs) - You don't want to lose me as your ally.
Thank you.
and end decades of distrust between our two countries.
your support on this issue.
(Groaning)
Can you turn that up, please?
with oppressive dictators who jail dissidents
I would be doing a disservice to his memory
Now why don't the two of you just skedaddle,
Whatever.
and we're calling senators, and we've been here all night
We're proposing a simple swap.
which is troubling because I'm headed down to Cuba
So, would you please
- BOTH: Yep. - And...
(seabirds squawking in distance)
It would've been a masterstroke:
We can keep tariffs on Cuban sugar high.
in the country.
Castro would be gone, we'd be back.
I told him not to say anything.
(Door opening)
and get me in to see your first vice president.
to not just reopen our embassy in Havana,