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in a more conceptual way?
Okay.
Yeah. I mean, I can see how that would make you look good.
and put this puppy to bed?
Guess I'm not a mermaid anymore.
on my first earnings call, okay?
Or even the next 20.
And I just didn't wanna, you know, blow my load
Yeah, so think how good we'll look if they just take two.
That sounds a little sketchy.
Derek Gobetti. That was his name.
Oh, they did.
then I think we're done here.
This is a really generous offer.
Thank you all again, and we will see you next quarter.
I thought the sticking point was vacation days.
- Ptosis. - Derek Ptosis.
She's very lovely.
about how I plan to sell a bunch of stocks
Six extra vacation days, dental HMO,
there's an inspection, and he--
the better I look later, you know what I mean?
That is the absolute maximum, so we can't go above that.
Okay, well, Derek whatever his name--
I would love a large cold brew. - Okay.
- Mm-hmm. - Mildred Burko.
Oh, come on. Really?
And that way, even if you don't lose a pound,
I was thinking more like "The Little Mermaid."
Right, yeah, but they're not gonna say no to hot dogs.
Because to me, it's about skeet shooting.
It's like those weight loss journey photos.
- Rough day? - Not the best.
You go to the Dollar Store.
Sorry about before.
It'll retail for $12,600, making it the most--
Okay, if you're out here, who's keeping the call going?
Yeah, to get the extra vacation day.
You know, sniper can't do his job without that guy.
Yeah, I think so.
that we can announce?
I think they wanna hear one of your ideas.
Katherine wants to announce the deal today
All right, huh. What a day it's been, right?
And percent is out of a hundred.
on our earnings call. - That's true, actually.
Shall we get this thing started?
a bigger drumroll here--
regardless of how the company was doing?
as a friend, not so you could screw us over.
I like that.
Well, you kind of stepped on the surprise there.