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we tackle your running backs. we entertain you while you drink.

You give up the pancreas life and all your flaming worldly possessions,

This is crazy. You want me to hit you?

( alarms still wail, wailing continues )

Is this a test?

How's that working out for you? What? Being clever

my other personality talking to me while im watching p*rn

There's a whole series of these.

What... Son of a bitch!

I remember no single complaint against you in connection therewith.

Fucking guy's a loony, I'm telling you.

THE FIRST RULE OF FIC GIF CLUB IS YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIC GIF CLUB.

yes beryl snoksnokerette? what do you want? i want to do some hlangering in hammersley.

You do not talk about Smug Club

could you wake up as a different person?

I will! I wanna know certain things first!

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I can't cry if another faker is present, and I need this.

Yeah, well, sometimes.

- So you can breathe. - Oxzgen gets you high.

- Where is everybody? - Oh, no. What's going on?

You step inside your cave and you walk...

motherfucker! you bit me in the ear!

Humans were once sacrificed on the hills above.

Put me down, you bald-headed fuck!

And so it went.

wait you are your fucking khakis.

We run bitcoin We run the nodes, we review the code, we validate transactions

What'll you wish you'd done before you die?

That's the last sofa I'll need.

Yeah, I *69'd you. I never pick up my phone.

Our gift to the world.

- What do you mean by us? - I'm sorry. Do you hear this?

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

Tyler also works sometimes as a banquet waiter at the luxurious Pressman Hotel.

Is this making you happy?

We have to use the indefinite article a dildo. Never your dildo.

The house had become a living thing,

If I did have a tumor I’d name it... Marla

Now, you listen to me.

You can't smoke in here.

The first rule of Pitch Club is...

with many cells capable of operating independent of central leadership.

you fell down some stairs i fell down some stairs

Then tossed him.

In death, a member of Project Mayhem has a name.

Where does it lead?

No, this is Detective Stern of the Arson Unit.

- Where's your car? - What car?

I need you to check for a lump in my breast.

No... That's not the same thing at all. It's totally different with us.

This was a support group for men with testicular cancer.

The IBM Stellar Sphere.

First rule of tim Mavericks is, we don't talk about team mavericks

The first rule of our monday mastermind is you dont talk about our monday mastermind

Can I get it in cornflower blue?

Who gives a shit? No one's watching. What do you care?

his name is brady frost

Wouldn't do that. Not unless I knew which wires were what.

There are 10 other bombs in 10 other buildings.

Go ahead... Cornelius.

It was beautifuI.

How’s that working out for you?

Take him to the garden and bury him.

You need to forget about what you know, that's your problem. Forget about what you think you know about life, about friendship, and especially about you and me.

How have you been?

I'm going to call myself the Secretary of War

it'll be the corporations that name everything.

First rule of Citywalk is... You do not talk about Citywalk.

Look, this is important. These are my groups.

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise

Could you tell us what you think has happened here?

Can I be retarded?

- You promise? - I promise.

In the mortal kombat i see, you're picturing a vulture with baraka's eyes.

- Have we ever done it? - Done what?

that was perfect

Come on, guys. Please. Stop it. - His name is Jake Simpson.

He don’t own this place. I do

Your tits are too big.

Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight.

Get away from me! Drop that fucking knife!

- and lubricants and amyl nitrite. - Thank you, Chloe.

I haven't seen you at any support groups.

This is a man and he has a name, and it's Robert Paulsen, OK?

I don't know how Tyler found that house, but he said he'd been there for a year.

- I beg you, please don't do this. - I'm not doing this. We are doing this.

Why does a weaker person need to latch on to a strong person? What is that?

Well, then, it suits you.

It's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a bible.

See it swimming?

The condom is the glass slipper of our generation.

- Is that it? - Stop!

- You are insane! - No. You're insane.

Really, what is it?

That is why we have created Project Hope...

me when tyty: this is so fucking stupid

then I cried harder.

After you, Mr. Durden.

Her name is Anna Paulson

His name is Brady Frost

What's all that?

This is bullshit. This is bullshit! I'm not listening to this.

Working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need.

At night, Tyler and I were alone for half a mile in every direction.

What do you get out of it?

I am Josef Pwag's Raging Bile Duct

I dunno. I haven't thought about it in a while.

Nobody knows that they saw it but they did.

IF ONE QUITS BOJ HE HAS A NAME. HIS NAME WAS LARRY TORRES

Two and a half. Think of everything we've accomplished.

- You're shot. - Yes, I'm shot.

A nice big cock.

We have to use the indefinite article- the suicide squad, never *your* suicide squad..

Tyler Durden, you fucking freak! What's going on?

Now, I just need to know if you've seen Tyler.

- It's hard to imagine you as a Boy Scout. - Keep stirring.

wet inside from so many people sweating and breathing.

This might be someone you've known for years.

Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to.

the first rule of Hannah's discord is, there are no rules.

- I know, and I'm sorry. - You're sorry, I'm sorry, everyone's sorry.

Two and a half. Think of everything we've accomplished.

Well, then, it suits the nats.

Bobbi Saint Simone. she was an actress.

his heart rate, blood pressure or breathing.

The first rule is, I'm not supposed to talk about it.

1700 square feet with high ceilings -

- Hey, thanks for the beer. - Yeah, man.

I was the Zen master.

over the urine content of their soup.

She's polishing the brass on the Titanic. It's all going down, man.

he moves and puts nudes on another laptop fucker’s setting up franchises

Shampoo-conditioner combos. Sample package mouthwash. Tiny bars of soap.

- Sorry. Throwers? - Baggage handlers.

His name is Robert l Peterson

Which car company do you work for?

Polishing The Brass On The Titanic. It's All Going Down

If x is less than the cost of a write off, we don't do one

His name is Robert Koson

Do you know what a marqette is?

In the basement, you'll find some bathtubs

The first rule of SEPMSOPOW is You do not call it SEPMSOPOW

I don't know my dad.

Because they deserve it

we throw your passes. set your blocks. score your touchdowns.

Blank faces. Calm as Hindu cows.

- Really? - Free to all.

The first rule of Leisuretown is You do not talk about Leisuretown

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- Enemies? - I reject civilization,

- Or use vinegar to neutralize the burn. - Please let me have it, please!

I never pick up my phone.

When Astarion wants me to stop hogging the tadpoles

well, it works both ways.