Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We were on assignment.
When We have to take another test
If there's nothing in it
You do not talk about S** P*****.
I'm fuckin Lou, who the fuck are you?
Keep me on the payroll as an outside consultant
for widows and young professionals.
You're an insane person.
I know it seems there's two sides to me...
When guys think you actually give a fuck
Aw, come on! Don't go!
we gotta get his balls.
Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a birthday
with the celebrity voices first meet,
The gun's in my hand.
Without me, Jack could not regulate
- You need to lighten up. - Can you please just give me something?
- Veterinarian. Veterinarian. - Animals.
Bobbi Saint Simone. she was an actress.
Oh, my God.
What the fuck are you doing, running around in your underpants?
THE SECOND RULE OF FIC GIF CLUB IS...
Because the person who wrote that is dangerous.
You met me at a weird time in my schedule and life…
- Just ask, man. - What are you talking about?
know that someday, you're gonna die.
Oh here comes an avalanche of bullshit
Trust me. Everything's gonna be fine.
Keep it up, then.
We had the same suitcase?
I need you out of town this week to cover some red flags.
I could have moved to another room.
A times B times C equals X
Might make a good anti-smoking ad.
You're going deeper into your cave,
On a long enough timeline
You're a moron
you know, like instead of rain... oh, i get it. very clever.
He developed bitch tits 'cause his testosterone was too high
- We are not special. - Fuck that. You should have told me.
I don't even have to come into the office i can do this job from home
So let's all of us follow Thomas's example and really open ourselves up.
Pick up your dental records. Know why?
In the industry, we call them cigarette burns.
It's time for the one-on-ones.
I still can't think of anything.
Project Hope will be a joint effort
I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid.
Take em to the garden and bury em
You can't go into the unit. Police orders.
The survival rate for everyone rises over 90%.
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Blank faces Calm as Hindu Cows
- You're up for review. - I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
Oh you’ve got some fucked up friends
Can't stay pretty forever
Sometimes… it’s a dildo.
his name was @greynewell
Applicant?
Tyler had been busy, setting up franchises all over the country.
and, in exchange for my salary,
Oh you've got some Fucked up friends
Wait a second. Hold on.
SFO. LAX.
Yeah!
Arson investigators are on the premises...
His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
and you... you're too fucking... Buff
The things you own end up owning you
Gentlemen!
interesting theory interesting theory
you're too old, jedi.
Actually, you did.
The first rule of spoon Club is you do not talk about spoon Club.
- We all thought you were dead. - No, no. Still here.
especially material possessions.
For a second, I forget about Tyler's controlled demolition thing
I am responsible for all of it, and I accept that.
- I get the point! - No!
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wen you need motivation
Is stuff hard? Were the midterms hard?
The first rule of Friday pickup is... ...you do not talk about friday pickup.
around the ruins of Rockefeller Center.
Come on, guys. Please. Stop it. - His name is Jake Simpson.
dfds dfd
have to use the indefinite article, a dildo, never your dildo.
To begin tonight's communion, Chloe would like to say a few words.
he's hot.
- Sir. - One black jacket?
pov cliphaus makes you a billionaire
We are God's unwanted children? So be it!
Maybe you shouldnt bring me every piece of trash you pick up
You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake...
Stop it! Stop it!
he fell down some stairs i fell down some stairs
that would heal if you could stop tonguing it, but you can't.
The movie goes on, and nobody in the audience has any idea.
Fucker's setting up franchises.
#toomuchschool
Or... maybe I knew you'd know, so I spent all day thinking about the wrong ones.
This must have been what all those people felt like
You give up the condo life and all your flaming worldly possessions,
Tyler dreamed up new homework assignments.
actually, Children don't worry about cookies because modern cookies don't have vegetables.
You said you would definitely say that.
Or will it just be a death hairball?
We have the exact same rainbow suspenders.
Supposedly, he was born in a mental institution
Or the Ohamshab sofa with the Strinne green stripe pattern.
You can't get married.
Ow! Stop it!
- Look, this is a bad time. - I've been going to Debtors Anonymous.
- I don't think so. - What do you want?
If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.
Home was a condo on the 15th floor of a filing cabinet
You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
Das ist Alpha!
...Tyler was gone.
No. No.
...and trash a franchise coffee bar.
I couldn't cry. So once again, I couldn't sleep.
Monday mornings, all I thought about was next week.
ME TO NEW GETTY HIRES You Met Me At A Very Strange Time In My Life
Fuck!
- Had sex. - What kind of stupid question is that?
Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. But then we kinda keep going. One battle after another.
Whatever.
- Come on. Hit me, before I lose my nerve. - Oh, God. This is crazy.
Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate.
Bob. Bob had bitch tits.
- And the third rule is... - Bob, Bob. I'm a member.
What?
Tonight, we make soap
You're Mr. Durden.
if you scroll and accidentally hit a username you have to check out their profile
you do not talk about Fight Club!
Can I stay at your place?
This is cancer, right?
You're to old fat man And your tits are too big
No, No. I want bowel cancer
Two My Pillows
You'd rather die here, on your knees, in the back of a convenience store?
You’re running around in masks trying to blow things up? What did you think would happen?!
The fish I cannot go when they watch
Do you know me?
v v
welcome to futsal club
Is it true about degen mercs Is MCM building an army
What are we doing tonight?
and all I want is to get laid for the last time.
Fuck, you're right. No, I don't smoke.
Back! All of you!
Murder, crime, poverty. These things don't concern me.
- He moves city and starts a new family. - Fucker's setting up franchises.
Don't talk about the dogs
Put the hose down.
Then at Hope, my bimonthly sickle-cell circle.
tits are too big can't play baseball
-quit screwing around. Vote for the healthy candidate. -look at you!
Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me.
Oh I get it
I'm f*ckin' Lou Who the f*ck are you?
Paint a self portrait. Closed the house!
Well, make sure.
Pretend you're me. Make a managerial decision.
Candy-stripe a cancer ward. It's not my problem.
Sorry children? Cookie Eaters
- Some really fucked-up people. - I'm on my way out.
- What are you talking about? - Nothing. Nothing.
Chloe looked the way MeryI Streep's skeleton would look
There's... nothing up there.