Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Share yourself, completely.
we have just lost cabin pressure
Yes, we're men.
In the postseason trapping & interfering aren’t penalties, They’re playoff hockey.
Where are you going with this, IKEA boy?
No.
Lose the tie.
His name is Robert Paulsen.
We have front-row seats for this theater of mass destruction.
Did you know if you make hot chocolate Put sugar in it and set it in the fridge
Good answer.
Cornelius!
- You're not talking about me, are you? - No.
you're running around in fedoras trying to blow things up, what did you think was gonna happen!?
You're a genius, sir.
Have you heard about the guy that invented it?
- Son, this is serious. - Yes, I know it's serious.
I wasn't really dying.
We're still men.
And this is how I met the big moosie.
- You know what I mean. You fucked her. - No, I didn't.
No, I mean... It's OK.
I can't have you talking to her about me.
Maybe you shouldn't bring me every piece of trash you happen to pick up
Don't you look at me! You're never getting in this fucking house!
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Yeah!
- Come on. - He had a plan.
The first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions…
that never pass collision tests,
Tried to slip it by me, eh?
So someone has to switch the projectors at the exact moment
- Is this a trick? - No. I need to know...
You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life.
Even a Hummingbird couldnt catch the pfs education team at work
- Stop. What are you doing? - Hands behind your back.
The teenager's braces are stuck to the ashtray.
you're running around in fedoras trying to blow things up what did you think was going to happen?
Who told you motherfuckers you could use my place?
You'RE A MORON
Tyler?
couldn't remember whether you ordered pens with blue ink or black.
so the best fat for soap comes from humans.
Now run on home.
Still not getting it.
Everywhere I travel, tiny life.
They cried harder...
I'm so close to the end,
It’s only Tuesday
I've been coming for over a year.
.
Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight till they're burger.
Whatever else happens, I've got that pool problem handled.
Hello hello Hello poop
- Hello? - Who's this?
I want you to trade Simmons as hard as you can.
The first rule of pitching to schwarber is you do not give him anything to hit.
Way out in the water
- Jesus, Tyler. - You talked to her about me.
People always ask me if I know Tyler Durden.
I was living in a state of perpetual déjà vu.
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
Tonight, we make soap.
...five, four, three...
What did you think was going to happen
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
Look at my face. I'm a member.
"And the third rule is-" "Bob, Bob, Bob.... I'm a member."
Check-in for that flight isn't for another two hours.
It's cheaper than a movie and coffee's free.
We're Still Queenslanders
who might have access to home-made dynamite?
Yeah, hey, to both of us, right?
My dad never went to college, so it was real important that I go.
When my bro talk about gaming instead of business
This chick, Marla Singer, did not have testicular cancer.
In death A member of project Freedom has a name
Hello?
To your cave.
Then I ran some more.
I suppose these things happen.
Tyler girdler
When the fight was over, nothing was solved.
He did clix get gayed on
her name is linda paulson. her name is linda paulson. her name is linda paulson. her name is lina paulson.
No.
With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.
I can't explain now. Trust me.
Nothing worked.
oh, i get it very clever
ME TO NEW GETTY HIRES you met me at a very strange time in my life
If you then add sodium nitrate and sawdust, you got dynamite.
AND THE EIGHTH AND FINAL RULE: IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST NIGHT IN FIC GIF CLUB.
- Tyler? - Who is this?
It's OK.
I was always just one step behind Tyler.
brake linings that fail after 1,000 miles,
And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap
And a wash. This isn't love, it's sport fucking.
Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?
Answer him, Raymond! Jesus!
I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.
If our fathers are cringey, what does that tell you about God?
But that's me, and I could be wrong. Maybe it's a terrible tragedy.
- What? - This is my house.
We have to use the indefinite article - a dildo, never your dildo.
Want to say a few words for the occasion?
It's under control, sir.
Oh, they use that on racehorses, for Christ's sakes.
Tyler was now involved in a lawsuit with the Pressman HoteI
Welcome to Fight Club.
His name is Toby Weissman.
- Oh, hey. No, no, no. - Yes, you did. So just ask.
Calm as Hindu cows
First rule of Brad Sloan, You do not talk about Brad Sloan
I am Jack's smirking revenge
Where is my mind?
Some of it, yeah.
His name is Mike Lassanske
I can’t believe he’s standing One tough motherfucker
the integration is over.
OK, man. OK.
We Have To Use The Indefinite Article A butthole, Never Your butthole.
14ers became the reason you cut your hair short or trimmed your fingernails
- I want everybody out of here right now. - Hey! You should join our club.
You've got some FUCKED up friends!
ME TO NEW HIRES "...you met me at a very strange time in my life."
When deep-space exploration ramps up,
or use hydroxychloroquine to neutralize the bleach please let me have it, please!
We are clee. We are clee. We are clee.
Got two black shirts? Two pair of black pants?
I had it all. I had a stereo that was very decent.
First person that comes out this door gets a lead salad! Understand?
I am Jack's wasted life.
Another copy of a copy
between the police and community leaders.
Neither would have surprised me.
I understand.
We need to talk.
Rogaine. Viagra. Olestra.
This might be someone you've known for years Someone very, very close to you
I mean, I know him, but he left when I was, like, six years old.
I really admire what you're doing.
Chloe's dead.
Tried to slip it by me, eh?
Of course it's company policy to never imply ownership in the event of... a Futa videogame
On a long enough time line The survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
- Uh... the clever guy. - Oh, yeah. Right.
Someone very, very close to you.
We will burn any establishment or any papers or records relating thereto.
Mike...we got to do this again sometime
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
the slack integration is over.
- We've just heard the stories. - What stories?