Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The first rule of Fight Light is you do not talk about Fight Light.

I should find a hotel.

See it swimming?

He had one part-time job as a projectionist.

She’s a predator posing as a house pet. Stay away from that one.

Every Time My Boss Asks Me A Qustions

That was his idea.

His name is Toby Weissman

WE MAKE AND WE SELL JAM

- I mean that. - Yes, it's very serious.

DON'T PITY THE SHORTS! THEY'RE FUCKING PATHETIC!!!

Planet Starbucks…

You can't leave, Marla! You're not safe!

My parents pulled this exact same act for years.

you're too old swiss man

maybe you shouldn't bring me every piece of trash you pick up.

because he deserves it.

Very moder art. Fight Club

Can I get this amazon shopping experience in cornflower blue? And throw in that earth Vader icon, please

Blank faces. Calm as Hindu cows.

No. You need healthy, natural sleep.

- What? - I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

- Would you rather be dead? - No, please...

they never wanted you. in all probability, they hate you.

You wake up at Air Harbor International.

The walls were solid concrete.

his name is obama obama

Oh, you've got some fucked up memes I'm telling you.

We have to use the indefinite article "A" dildo... never "your" dildo.

and in the end you will thank me.

God knows what they charged.

Franklin Street?

Out these windows, we will view the collapse of financial history.

has to watch game shows at full volume.

see the extra trillions of ultrafine tire particles?

First rule of hancord... You do not talk about S** P*****.

Bobbi Saint Simone. she was an actress. Bobbi Saint...

I'll take the blood, but I want brain dementia.

Covid-19 became the reason to cut your beard short And trim your nails

We believe this is one of many recent acts of vandalism around the city

- I know I haven't treated you well. - Whatever.

You wanna finish her off?

That's Three Times You Promised

On a long enough time line,

You doctor yet? Talk to me when you doctor.

Richest, creamiest fat in the world. The fat of the land!

I dont wanna die without any scars

For six months, I couldn't sleep.

- I'll expose you. - Go ahead. I'll expose you.

his name is brady frost

The libs you own end up owning you

If you know, then I know.

F’d Up Friends

If the applicant waits three days without food or shelter,

if the US bailed, what does that tell you about democracy?

- Practicing what? - Telling me off.

I am Mikey's raging jealousy

So I graduate. I call him up long distance and say, Dad, now what?

THE SURVIVAL RATE FOR EVERYONE DROPS TO ZERO.

You're running around without masks coughing on people? What did you think was going to happen?

His shower will feel better than any wash you and I have ever had.

destroy a piece of corporate art

His name is Charlie Smyth

Get yourself together.

How embarrassing. A housefuI of condiments and no food.

In the world I see, you're stalking elk through the Grand Canyon forests

As always, I will carry you kicking and screaming,

In Tyler we trusted.

Multiply the result by the average out-of-court settlement, C.

We are all part of the same compost heap.

Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate.

The question, Raymond, was: what did you want to be?

Why would you do that?

Even if I could tell someone they had a good fight,

- Quit screwing around. Steer! - Look at you!

Did you know if you mix gasoline

- Yeah. Animal and stuff. - Stuff. Yeah, I got that.

Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas.

Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart.

Like the testicle thing?

Sir, we have to do this.

Chew some valerian root and get more exercise.

Do not watch. I cannot go when you watch.

I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise.

Now it's left the basements and it's Project Mayhem.

quit screwing around. vote for the healthy candidate!

Hey! Watch out, jackass! Come on!

foster, the big tourist.

The stench of Lakers fan excuses

You slip one on when you meet a stranger.

after ever convo with kevin

You can borrow it sometime.

Oh, fuck! Somebody called the cops.

His name is Robert l peters

What happened to your hand?

I am the leader of a terrorist organization

With enough soap, one could blow up anything.

We drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not fuck with us.

What did you think was gonna happen?

PLEASE RETURN YOUR SEAT BACKS TO THEIR FULL UPRIGHT AND LOCKED POSITION

I took what was left of a bottle. It might have been too much.

I see all this potential. And I see it squandered.

Good for you. It doesn't change a thing.

A statement of purpose? Should I email you?

Have I been Marroke longer and longer?

- Compliance and Liability. - My tit's gonna rot off.

me when tyler: This is SO fucking stupid

You are not you FUCKING Vanilla Bean Ice Cream

I'd never been in a car accident.

Free And Clear, my blood parasites group, Thursdays.

And every evening I was born again.

...deeper into your cave as you walk.

His Espresso will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.

Gonna check in on you. I know where you live.

- Oh, yeah, I'm OK. - You look terrible, sir. What happened?

Single serving friend

Efficiency is priority No. 1, people.

I never pick up my phone Call you back soon

A woman could cut off your penis while you sleep and toss it out of a car.

That's the cue for a changeover.

The first rule of fight club is You do not talk about fight club

RAP In the end, you will thank us.

ME TO NEW GETTY HIRES

- Oh, God! - Give me another one.

We should do this again sometime.

I'll just have a coffee, thanks.

And I used to be such a nice guy.

Hey, man. How about next week?

- Or you stay up and make soap. - You're fucking Marla, Tyler.

His name is David Mitchell

I became the calm little center of the world.

The shit that came out of this woman's mouth, I had never heard!

On a short-enough timeline,

“what kind of dining set defines me as a person?”

They used a chisel to shatter the cylinder.

who the fck you think you are?

Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good.

You wanna make an omelet, you gotta break some eggs

- I could check your prostate. - I think I'm OK.

Trey is not here. Trey went away

- No. No, thank you. - I found a cigarette.

I am Al’s raging bile duct

I say stop being perfect.