Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We have to use the indefinite article- a dildo, never your dildo.

She invaded my support groups and now my home.

B CO 1/19 NOW PAYS DIVER

Can I get the text in Cornflower blue?

But this is too much. I don't want this.

You big tourist!

Can i get the CR-V in gun metal gray?

Jan's at home with a broken collar bone

- 60 seconds till CRl. - No.

Look at my face, Bob.

Hey, this is getting a little old!

Once it mixed with the melted body fat, a soapy discharge crept into the river.

Clean air, please

If you could choose, who would you fight?

Every Slice A Single Serving Friend

sometimes it's a dildo

The Latest Kavanaugh Accuser! "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school!"

The first rule of Win Agian Rules is you do not talk about Win Again Rules.

- I've never seen you there. - I go Tuesdays and Thursdays.

I want you to throw it as hard as you can

Everybody back!

Who do you think I am?

Yeah. Why wasn't I told about Project Mayhem?

Oh I get it, it's very clever

Raymond! You're going to die.

Sooner or later, we all became what Tyler wanted us to be.

- What happened? - Don't ask.

See where the fat burned to the seat? The polyester shirt?

and his body upped the estrogen.

I am Kirk’s battered dickmeat.

SOMETIMES YOU WANT TO SMACK YOURSELF IN THE FACE

I don't even have to come into the office. I can do this job from home.

- Hey. - Let me get that for you.

I mean, all this. Why do you keep...

- of a four-alarm fire that broke out... - She's hot.

Is that your blood?

- There's a Fight Club in Delaware City. - Yeah, I heard.

His name is Shuma-Gorath.

- No, I don't. - Yes, you do.

and you're never really awake.

Look, nobody takes this more seriously than me. That condo was my life. OK?

Because waste is a thief

- Wrap it around the top of his Hacky Sack. - Man! His balls are ice-cold.

The mattress is all sealed in slippery plastic.

- The greatest thing you've ever done. - I can't let this happen.

You are not special.

IS THAT WHAT A GAMBLER LOOKS LIKE

We're the middle children of history, men. No purpose or place.

The big moosie slobbering all over me, that was Bob.

Keep It Up, Then

and smother all those French beaches I'd never see.

His name is Charlie Kirk

Oh my god, your face

Diabonal and... Wisterol.

You can't be smoking! You know how much ether is in here?

Under and behind and inside everything this man took for granted,

And the second rule is...

With her... with her new husband.

That aroma of old sweat, like fried chicken.

- No. No. I want bowel cancer. - That's your favorite too?

We all go to NC State

Where to begin?

Hold it right there! Shut up!

Sometimes, my bartender would mix for me.

- Sir. - $300 personal burial money?

Three minutes. This is it.

You’re too old fat man And your tits are too big

- So you're staying in tonight? - Do you wanna hear me describe death?

It's under control, sir.

His name is Charlie Kirk His name is Charlie Kirk

For some reason, I thought of my first fight, with Tyler.

But Fight Club only exists in the hours between when Fight Club starts and ends.

I haven't had cred like that since grade school

Feel Better, Champ!

The second rule is you do not ask questions.

fried chicken with a baked potato and chocolate chiffon pie.

- Leave her with me. Meet me downstairs. - Are you sure?

Come on, then. I got us a great place to watch from. It'll be like Pay-per-view.

- How did you know? - They give shitty apartments letters.

I can't. I won't.

Get the fuck away from me! Get the fuck away!

And you... You're too fucking blonde!

His name is Colin Larson

It will take dedication and commitment and, most of all, cooperation.

Oh, I get it. Very clever.

The Demolitions Committee of Project Mayhem

I'm Fuckin' LOU Who the fuck are you?

Get down on the floor!

Red and blue Tuinals, lipstick- red Seconals...

- Bury him. - What?

You are not your Vanilla Bean Ice Cream

- This is a chemical burn. - Agh! Aaagh!

this is broke ensers right?

- I'll ask the questions. - Tell him.

I Am JilI's Nipples. I Am Jack's Colon.

Oh, i get it. It’s very clever.

If you are seated in an emergency exit row

When they told me east is west

- Get him to a fucking hospital. - Yeah.

COVID-19 became the reason to cut your beard short And trim your fingernails

That's nice. Taking food to... Mrs. Haniver and Mrs. Raines.

Do not fuck with us.

His name is Bryan Lensen

HE'S FULL OF PEP MUST'VE HAD HIS GRANDE LATTE ENEMA

Oh, my God, your face!

The salt balance has to be just right,

Tell the applicant if he's too young, too old or too fat.

Was it ticking?

No! Don't pull it.

- What? - They shot Bob.

*tingle serving

How embarrassing. A brain full of shitposts and no originals.

- Are you sure this isn't a test? - No, this is not a test.

Great..... keep it up, then

You're not the car you drive.

How could Tyler, of all people, think it was a bad thing

I did, actually.

When its stupid

That was Commissioner Jacobs who just arrived on the scene

Tyler built himself an army.

- They shot him in the head. - Fucking pigs!

Gonna get, need to get, gotta get...

I'm Captain fuckin' Lou Who tf are YOU?

Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes.

with an Armalite AR10 carbine gas- powered semiautomatic weapon,

And we simply do not have time for this crap.

The first rule of Fsf is We do not worry about the international slots

- Hit me again. - No, you hit me. Come on!

His name is David Mitchell

How embarrassing. A house full of condiments and no food.

- What are you reading? - Listen to this.

And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn,

Who you were in Fight Club

People talk too loud and the walls are thin

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted

- Hey, where's 513? - End of the hall.

We're a generation of men raised by women.

- Why wasn't I included in the beginning? - Fight Club was the beginning.

Expect the very best service

Which means a lot of people have been breaking the first two rules of Fight Club.

Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions, sir.

Hey, why do we need bunk beds?

- Speaking. - OK, listen to me.

Polish my Scandinavian furniture.

- Everything on a plane is single-serving... - Oh, I get it. Very clever.

My suitcase was vibrating?

- I want that. - You can't have the whole brain.

You are not your popcorn bucket

Try this trick and spin it