Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're not real. That gun... That gun isn't even in your hand.

Most people -normal people- do just about anything to avoid a fight.

Tonight We make soap

And 2 My Pillows

The police later told me the pilot light

if you wanna make an omelet you gotta break some eggs

Shatner. I'd Fight WilliaM Shatner.

I don't have an...

He handed them out in sealed envelopes.

Tyler's not coming here at all. Kyler’s not coming him. Tyler went away. Kyler went someplace else. What? Tyler's not coming here at all. Kyler’s not coming him. Tyler went away. Kyler went someplace else. What?

We're not killing anyone We're setting them free

Not my head, Tyler.

Now it was the Horchow collection.

He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you.

Were the midterms hard?

You need to forget about what you know, that's your problem. Forget about what you think you know about life, about friendship, and especially about you and me.

SHATNER. I'D GET RUN DOWN BY WILLIAM SHATNER.

You do not talk about larceny over Facebook

- Feel anything? - No.

Where is my mind?

I need to see you...

- You have every reason to live. - She's infectious human waste!

If you're not on your way to being an online English teacher in two weeks,

Even a hummingbird couldn't catch Tyler at work.

when you need motivation

No. I'm not sure I'm the man for that particular job.

Hey. What have we here?

im boss lool lets go

- Did you start that one? - No, I thought you did.

We'll just let that dry...

Don't worry. It's not a threat to you.

I knew the story before he told me.

What did you think was gonna happen?

I went to all the cities on Tyler's used ticket stubs, bar-hopping.

- How much money does he get? - There is no money.

His shower will feel better than any shower you and I have ever had.

Congratulations. You're one step closer to hitting bottom.

I make and I sell soap

I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.

If you’re not on your way to being a better wife in 6 weeks..

You are not your popcorn bucket

The first club of GIF editing is you dont talk about gif editing

- My God. Who did this? - A person.

Keep your mouth shut.

You broke your promise.

Who are all these people?

Tonight we make soap Swag soap

Arizona loved him intensely for seven years,

The Microsoft Galaxy.

- This can't be happening. - It's already done, so shut up!

The shit that came out of this woman's mouth, I ain't ever heard.

Fight Club became the reason to cut your hair short or trim your fingernails.

- What did you say? - What is wrong with you?

in the empty car-pool lane of some abandoned superhighway.

Multiply it by the probable rate of failure, B.

We all started seeing things differently.

The first rule of Beer Club is... You do not talk about Beer Club

Tell him its for pigs Its for hunting pigs

Take the rest of the day off. Come back Monday with clean clothes.

Without pain or sacrifice, we would have nothing.

it must have been thursday aem shit the bed again

the first rule of stonk club is they go up

They talk to themselves. They see themselves as they'd like to be.

near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin!

- What? - You're a brave man to order this.

Robert Paulsen?

I Got This Dress At A Thrift Store For $1.

It's called a changeover.

That's our headquarters.

He clix did get gayed on

if you erase the version history then we all go back to 1.0

- Look... - You decide your level of involvement!

No, no. I got something so much better now.

But Ricky was a god for ten minutes

Marla! Marla! Hey, wait!

Is that what a gambler looks like?

- Tyler's not here. Tyler went away. - What?

His name is Raheem Mostert

TOPs whenever they're given a new MOPs on deployment

You told us you'd say that too.

The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.

- You do? - I really do.

I got it, I got it. Shit, I lost it.

- Great. - Keep it up, then. Keep it right up.

Tried To Slip It By Me, Eh?

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise

A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60mph.

The second rule... Is this yours?

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You too, big guy.

- Paint a self-portrait. - Build a house.

What the hell are you doing?

You'll climb the thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower.

I had it all. Even the glass dishes with tiny bubbles and imperfections,

Chenell says to supplier...

I saw you practicing this.

It’s a debt instrument. Just a debt instrument.

The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't.

I make, and I sell, equestrian helmets.

We have to use the indefinite article- a dildo, never your dildo.

Bodies burned, water seeped through the ashes to create lye.

Babies don't sleep this well.

Moonbirds. The little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would go away if the floor would just stop rising.

AMC #amctothemoon

ok buddy you think it is a game?

- Lincoln? - Mm-hm.

thats it here we are

of these credit-card companies

Trying to talk to me, coy koi

Do you know about Tyler Durden?

Keep him talking. I need to make a phone call.

You fucker! What sick fucking game are you playing at, putting me on a...

Do you know about douglasbader?

We fly your planes. Roll your coals. Fuck your city.

Or when a blast of debris that used to be your personal effects

Listen up, maggots.

We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

The keys aren’t in your hands. They’re in mine.

So, we each have three. That's six.

No, it's all right.

I didn't even mind the warm, stale refrigerator.

on a long enough timeline, we all end up in #signs

Except for their humping,

proof that they were crafted by the honest,

I'm six years old again, passing messages between parents.

This isn't fucking evidence. This is a person.

- Excuse me? - Don't worry about us, sir. We're solid.

How far have you come because of me?

Are you still going to groups?

You sprayed me with your hose.

See it swimming?

When real madrid lost el classico

Limber, though. Silly cooze.

"Well, That's A Relief. Thank You."

Being there, pressed against his tits, ready to cry.

Listen To Me. You Have To Consider The Possibility That Ribe Does Not Like You

have to use the indefinite article, a dildo, never your dildo.

things you own, end up owning you.

You're sensitive, then you turn into an asshole.

You know why they put oxzgen masks on planes?

I'm not a man I'm a 40 year old boy

THE GIF BATTLE IS OVER.

I don't even have to come into the office. I can do this job from home.

I-I'm glad for dev

We Have To Use The Indefinite Article- A butthole, Never Your Butthole.

you'll catch a flash of Tyler's contribution to the film.

- Hey, come on. I'm in pain. - You wanna see pain?

I felt sorry for guys packed into gyms,

What do you think?

I'm trying to tell you I'm sorry.

Tyler, you are by far the most interesting single-serving friend I've ever met.

I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.

OK, quick! We gotta get rid of the evidence - his body!

and movie gods and rock stars.

if this is your first time at new skin club you have to form a scab