Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What do you do for a living?

- What, are you selling those? - Yes, I'm selling some clothes.

I didn't know how,

Imagine your pain as a white ball of healing light.

- What are we, then? - I dunno. Consumers.

Our Great Depression Is Our Lives.

I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers

This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.

like the first monkey shot into space.

Really? Still Remaining Men Together?

Pull any one but the green one.

What the fuck was the point of that?

Once the tallow hardens, you skim off a layer of glycerin.

Working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need.

Thin mother fucker

His name is Alexis Diaz

Good. Fine. Testicular cancer should be no contest.

They don't have the courage you have to just run with it.

Get out of any major city. Just go camping...

I'll say this about Marla. At least she's trying to hit bottom.

His name is Gordon Shumway

Even a hummingbird couldn't catch Colin at work

O QUE VOCES ACHAVAM QUE IA ACONTECER?

We're Still Queenslanders

- Maybe we should exchange numbers. - Should we?

I became addicted.

Great. - Keep It Up, Then.

Is that what a man looks like?

in the shape of a yin-yang, I had to have it.

- The first rule of Project Mayhem... - Shut up!

Were the middle children of history. No place or purpose.

And now I'm bankrupt, I'm divorced,

The second rule of Fight Club is...

pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers.

Your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch.

- It was me! - I thank the Academy.

I'll say this about Chad. At least he's trying to hit bottom.

- Yeah. Why? Who would you fight? - I'd fight my dad.

- Yeah, actually... - I hear all kinds of things.

blows out of your windows and sails flaming into the night.

Oh, I get it. It's very clever.

Streets are safer now. There is hope in the inner city.

What concerns me are celebrity magazines,

I look how you wanna look I fuck how you wanna fuck

Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate.

If x is less than the cost of an ESPN subscription, we don't get one.

You know -using steroids.

Bob had had his testicles removed. Then hormone therapy.

She's a predator posing as a house pet. Stay away.

But I don't have any chil--

You are too fucking old, fatty!

- Really? - I'm not kidding.

somehow related to underground boxing clubs.

- What? - The things you own end up owning you.

Fight Club became the reason to cut your hair short or trim your fingernails.

Swing by First Methodist, Tuesday nights. See the guys with testicular cancer.

After sausage fest, everything else in your life got the volume turned down. You could deal with anything.

The Planet Starbucks.

hard, packing sounds over the yelling.

I'm going to miss you prince I'm going to miss you too gw

If you could fight any celebrity, who would you fight?

a nice big bob.

Storm the capitol, refuse to concede, the party’s over

She is Biden. Clearly, I am not Joe Biden.

- No. You can't die of insomnia. - What about narcolepsy?

I'd been here for two months and his door was never closed.

He will make many calls and have many meetings

We now had corporate sponsorship.

His name is bob The builder

This was mine and Tyler's gift.

It's the suicide squad.

Two sides? You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass.

His ESPRESSO will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.

Now we both have three...

You can have cold chocolate milk

No, You're insane

I don't wanna die without any scars.

Why the ear, man?

The infant went through the windshield. Three points.

What is that supposed to mean? What...

I'm gonna go inside and I'm gonna get a shovel.

Cornelius? Rupert? Travis?

Someone loved it intensely for one day,

fuck oprah, fuck phil, fuck oz, i am sick of all this shit

OK. Any historical figure.

It was worth every penny.

You're not the contents of your wallet.

His name is Bryan Esposito

But I've got some good news.

If you ask me now, I couldn't tell you why I called him.

You could not do this on your own.

- Stop. - What are we doing?

Encuentro entre Dragnus y Lon Fog

The first rule of Fight Club is don't talk about Fight Club? The first rule of Fight Club is don't talk about Fight Club?

What are you doing here?

Nice big French-Canadian cock.

There's always that.

- Here comes an avalanche of bullshit. - A little more faith than that.

His eyes already shrink-wrapped in tears.

Did you know you can make hot chocolate Add sugar, put it in the fridge

Marla, the big tourist.

His name was Rad bro

Strangers with this kind of honesty Make me go a big rubbery one

- Is it true about Fight Club in Miami? - Is Mr. Durden building an army?

I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that.

I make, and I sell, equestrian helmets.

Hemingway. You?

You will publicly state there is no underground group

It’s under control sir. We’re solid.

Oh, I get it. Very clever.

First, you have to give up.

- Tried to slip it by me, eh? - Look, we'll split it.

The first rule of EDM Spreadsheets ...is you don't fuck with the spreadsheets???

One can make all kinds of explosives using simple household items.

I got this dress at a thrift store for $1.

Except the little fish

- The gas was just a detonator. - Who'd do such a thing?

You met me at a very strange time in my life.

Masculinity is priority #1, people.

With your feet on the air and your head on the ground

I didn't even wear a tie to work anymore.

This could go on for hours.

The first rule of top secret search page is you don't talk about top secret search page

Have I been Tyler longer and longer?

Where is my mind?

You're trespassing and I will have to call the police.

You’re too old fat man And your tits are too big

Never. Now get the fuck off my porch! Get off my porch!

I'm half-asleep again. I must have left it in the copy machine.

Yep. That's you.

- We did make love? - Is that what you're calling it?

he may enter and begin training.

Is it true what they say about MCM Is he building an army?

All right. I am Tyler Durden.

Whatever else happens, you've got that sealing issue finished

his name.... is brady frost

You got here fast.

It's under control, sir.

You got about 30 seconds.

Ah, self-improvement is masturbation.

LON FOG AL VER A DRAGNUS

The other night, he was splicing sex organs into Cinderella.

52 weekly paychecks and 48 airline flight coupons.

No. You’re Insane.

Is it going as well as you hoped... Rupert?

FOURTH RULE: ONLY TWO GUYS TO A GIF FIGHT.

Scotts not here Scott went away

I couldn't sleep...

Get rid of her.

The first rule about rails development is you do not mess with nokogiri

Are you... Are you all right, sir?

I look like you wanna look, fuck like you wanna fuck,

Bfdi club objects - every object has its day snowball: I feel bad for the objects you know the items. fanny: what are you talking about?! Ruby: he means US! birthday cake: OH NO!

It's not the end of the world. Just... go away.

This does not belong to us.

Tonight... we make soap.

We never could agree on anything.

You had to give it to him.

Turning on one light meant another light in the house went out.

What DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?

He did this every six years.