Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Most of the windows were boarded up.
Ah. Flashback humor.
Is it true Remington’s making his first feature film? Is Remington building an army?
My eyes are open.
You're not your fucking khakis.
- Marla, you don't understand! - Leave me alone!
or use hydroxychloroquine to neutralize the bleach
With your constant absenteeism?
I wish I could help you,
Goddamn!
“How’s that working for you?” “What?” “Being clever.”
The buildings are empty. We're not killing anyone. We're setting them free!
It was on the tip of everyone's tongue. Tyler and I just gave it a name.
when he trounced the maitre d' of a locaI food court.
Because we're the same person.
Oh, I get it. It’s very clever.
We have the exact same dessert
Jeff, you are by far the most interesting tingle-serving friend i’ve Ever met.
You are not your job or how much money you have!
Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque,
I was a juicer.
- Hear what? - All that noise. Hold on.
That's fucking funny?
Hey, Bob.
… His name is Harambe Paulson
I'm not paying this back. I consider it asshole tax.
I AM JACK'S INFLAMED SENSE OF REJECTION
Good answer.
Whoa! Whoa!
Gladwell. I'd fight Malcolm Gladwell.
Which means a lot of people have been breaking the first two rules of optimist club.
We drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep.
Welcome back, sir.
No, wait! Don't change the subject! I want to talk about this.
When my bro talk about gaming instead of business
It's tight as a drum, sir.
oh my God your hair!
I want you to French bread Kneecap me as hard as you can
Euch!
Fuck you! I won't do it.
IT'S PROBABLY GONNA BE CHO YANG.
We have a deal worked out with Irvine.
Is it true Remington’s making his first feature film? Is Remington building an army?
Have I been bertuccis longer and longer?
Schave is Jack's Colon
His name was Paul Goldschmidt
You said if anyone interferes with the Revolution, even you We gotta take his balls
- I can't have you talking to her about me. - Why would I talk to her?
Pick someone special to you tonight.
Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream, single pat of butter.
Stop fucking around! Tyler!
He can’t see without his glasses
His name is Kayne Sharp
The first rule of Fight Club is don't talk about Fight Club
Calm as Hindu cows.
You can't have both. Take the blood parasites.
dsfrshngbf
That's me. That's the toilet. Good?
- Euch! - How could Tyler not go for that?
We split 'em up. That was the idea. Remember?
We have new information about the incident at your former condo.
SEVENTH RULE: GIF FIGHTS WILL GO ON AS LONG AS THEY HAVE TO.
now I'm gonna go inside and get a home Depot guy
He was wearing his yellow tie.
My father dumped me. Tyler dumped me.
If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?
Tyler. Tyler.
- He's a great man. - Oh...
We have to use the indefinite article... "A" dildo...never "your" dildo.
...helping others with prevention and enforcement.
Emergency water landing, 600mph.
The full extent of our relationship wasn't clear to me until now,
We've all been raised on TV to believe that one day we'd be millionaires
These are the first steps in a long journey.
I am jack’s complete lack of surprise.
No, you can't die from insomnia.
After fighting, everything else in life got the volume turned down.
She is Biden. Clearly, I am not Joe Biden.
We have just lost cabin pressure.
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
But... you're intolerable.
- No, I did not. Is that true? - That's right.
I didn't know if he owned it or was squatting.
In Project Mayhem, we have no names.
What did you think was gonna happen?
Marla?
You take tuberculosis. My smoking doesn't go over at all.
Oh, my God.
Posing as a house cat
Hey! Hey!
Can I get the icon in cornflower blue?
you will be dead.
This was my vacation.
No. Please, no.
I'm keeping your license.
His name is Super Toast.
What are you doing here?
- I can't believe he's standing. - Tough motherfucker.
fjj
Look, stupid fuck!
What do you want? Your shit job back? Fucking condo world, watching sitcoms?
What?
The Klipsk personal office unit.
Because waste is a thief.
I'm the secretary of war
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of David’s life….
The first rule of Watkins college of art is you do not talk about Watkins College of Art.
You'RE A MORON
THIRD RULE OF FIC GIF CLUB:
What are you doing?
even a hummingbird couldn't catch colin at work
before I filed them as statistics in my reports.
The first rule of fight class is you do not talk about fight class
WELCOME TO FIC GIF CLUB.
his name is robert.tarlton
Vroom Vroom
Goddamn it! Goddamn it! Fuck you!
After fighting, everything else in your life got the volume turned down. You could deal with anything.
I don't know. I don't understand.
- Can I stay at your place? - Yeah.
- Wait. What is this place? - A liposuction clinic.
You're the Department of Transportation, OK?
You did lose a lot of versatile solutions for modern living.
Make unjuiced Babies!
The father must've been huge.
Right. Except you is meaningless now. We have to forget about you.
We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession.
OK. Take both the parasites. They're yours.
someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out,
We've just had a near-life experience!
How are you, Bob?
Thank you, Thomas.
OK.
I ran.
When people think you're dying, they really listen to you instead of...
What the fuck did you guys do?
Why do you wanna put a gun to your head?
you're not your fucking coffee
I got this honey bun at the dollar store for $1
And if this is your first time drafting, you have to fight
Feel better, champ.
- Does this sound strange to you? - Yes, sir. Very strange.
What the fuck is going on? - I ask you for one thing. One simple thing. -Bob Melvin
THE FIRST RULE OF LEISURETOWN IS YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT LEISURETOWN
and you...you're too fucking...chad!
You wanna know if I think we were just having sex or making love?
I've seen you. I saw you at melanoma, I saw you at tuberculosis.
Please return your seat backs to their full upright and locked position.
Trey is not here
Is it true about Matra Movement? Is Megha Barnabas building an army?
In two minutes, primary charges will blow base charges
something horrible had been growing.
Hello? Hello?
You're not talking about me, are you?
Why do people think that I'm you?
Lost in oblivion.
and you won't ever see me again.
Why these buildings? Why credit-card companies?
IT'S PROBABLY GONNA BE CHO YANG OR SKINNEEJAY.
- When were these made? - Between 2:00 and 3:30 this morning.
the first rule of propulsion gif editing is you dont talk about propulsion gif editing
And we're very, very pissed off.
- You look awful. You need assistance. - I'm fine.
Are you fucking out of your minds? You're police officers!
You won't believe the dream I had last night.
Come on, guys. Please. Stop it. His name is Jake Simpson.
What... What are you saying?
Resurrected.
He's a man, and he's dead now because of us.
It's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a bumhole
I am six years old again, passing messages between parents.
Jesus Christ!
- However... - I gotta take a piss.
Now, self-destruction...
It's name is Billy's Shit Pug
I got this pitcher for $140 million dollars.
Think of everything we've accomplished.
in the world i see, you'll be getting your news from a podcast in the price-tiered lane of some abandoned information superhighway.
- Leave me alone. - You're afraid to say.
The things you own end up owning you
What do you mean?