Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

because that could lead to cancer.
- Buddy, the other night with the sheet. - Oh, with the sheet!
You believe that? Sheldon.
And you better find something else to plant.
- I'll take this too. - She didn't take her medication today.
what am I gonna do with all them poinsetters?
We don't have the money. I talked to the city council, didn't I?
We'll talk when I get back for the Jubilee.
What can... What can I do for you at Tifton's?
They ran one of them pipes in there, she farted, it was over.
Having to choose between going on with Jubilee or getting sued...
Lucy. How do you even... How did she...
We used to play this game, all right?
- I got her, didn't I? I got her, Bailey. - Yes, ma'am.
- Son! Son! - Mama! Daddy!
Thank you so much.
She doesn't want you with a white man.
I'm trying to reach my daughter, Lacey.
Daddy, I'm talking about farming.
Oh, dear God.
This kid, Tanner, used to beat him up all the time.
I don't hear from you in six years...
just sitting down on your ass.
one of my bags here.
I told you not to buy this farm.
- No, he's not. - I want to apologize.
Well, hey, it's just a nipple!
- Yes. - He's gonna be so excited.
Suppose he gets fresh...
Well, what should we do?
If I put this thing on, you won't be able to get rid of it.
I didn't have my glasses on.
I'm here.
I'll tell you who he is.
No, he's not. He beat that man down to the ground.
African-American, Buddy.
trying to protect my mother's honor.
Where my purse?
- You're kidding. - That's right.
It's all right. She got a problem, but it's all right.
My daughter has always been good with helping the help.
He can't get any better.
- That's the side I'm on. Lacey? - Yes.
- That's just nasty. - Sorry, Son.
I hadn't spoken to your mother in a while, and we got talking...
Yes. He has a beautiful voice.
so much so, that they are presenting the McCoy School...
Conner.
Where's my damn car? Where's my damn car?
This is the story of the nativities.
or I will cut it off and deep-fry it!
bougie-ass store nowhere.
so I'll just have to get on him to do better.
That makes two of us.
He has to help his daddy at night, so he doesn't get much time to study.
You said that already, but you called back five times.
I made you some pipin' hot chocolate.
And you can't be gentle. You got to pull them nipples.
- Thank you. - Okay.
And he would blindfold me.
It was my pleasure. I'm glad I could help.
- Here, Daddy, beer. Drink up. - Appreciate it.
- Y'all want some lemonade? - No, I'm good.
I mean, you have a beautiful Christmas tree...
take your time and tell her when you're ready.
What the...
Next thing you know they'll wanna take prayer out of church!
Y'all gonna give me my damn money.
That's right.
Just keep your eyes ahead.
I ain't goin' nowhere. Hell, I just drove up here.
they were trying to find somewhere to have the baby...
Yep. Gonna be here right after you get back from school.
She seems nice. She just wants the best for Bailey.
I'm gonna take this room. Let me go straighten up a little.
Hallelujer! Praise the Lort!!!
Don't you go nowhere.
Don't act like you... Don't act like this. Now, calm the hell down.
I am a Christian, and this is some bull...
And now the children of McCoy School, featuring Bailey McCoy.
- You're nuts! - I've never hurt a flea or a fly.
Don't worry about these people in here trying to make you feel bad.
You'd like that, wouldn't you? I see it on your face.
Thanks.
- I'm goin' with you, boy. - Conner!
Can you stop talking about my mother now?
Miss Eileen.
Your ankles is whiter than snow. Look like you been kicking flour.
Mama, he's not gonna hurt me. He's as gentle as a lamb.
My mama planted that tree...
Ask the man to bring the groceries in.
Beelzebub!
Virgin Mary
our children, no matter what we think, they will live their own lives.
sit your ass out here and freeze!
Okay? You is in everybody's business. Just leave this child alone.
- They're tryin' to get me! - What did you do?
Every light on the dashboard say...
When she had them dreams, was they in color or black-and-white?
Pull 'em. Pull 'em. Pull 'em.
I like you. You're a nice lady.
At least she didn't have another heart attack.
No, you are the one that's rude anytime you bring lingerie to a man.
to take her to the holy city of Birmingham.
- All right. - I'll drop you back off on my way home.
I will show you how to leave damn quietly.
but don't you worry.
She gonna clutch the pearls and die.
You oughta be ashamed of yourself.
Marriott. Shut the door.
I don't know. We're divorced.
My mama and daddy... Sorry. I'm sorry.
Bailey, you are so special.
The unison is very nice.
Girl, please.
- Can I ask you something? - What's that?
That's okay. That's okay.
- Tap... Tip... Tiptoes. - Joy to you.
You done lost your damn mind!
Look at you!
I'm out on the road a lot, you know, and...
Angro... Angrola-Saxons... Saxophonists.
They are not your family!
With all due respect, Mr. Mayor, you got the money and we have a deal.
You're the one who married Kelly and stopped returning my calls.