Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Get out on that plow.
He'd kick ass out of a dwarf.
I'm so happy you all came back here to take care of it.
Blessed.
They don't make it rain at the North Pole.
Keep going. Help each other out.
- You're sexy to me. - Will you hush?
- Well, that's just plain dumb. - You watch your back talk, Amber.
My leg's caught.
I'm gonna open the door. Y'all need fresh air up in here.
And the Bible say in second Deuteronomo...
- You are dreadful. Yes, you are. - The truth.
Yes! Explain that.
You fire her. Right now.
Hold on a second, Bailey.
So I spoke with my boss and got the money in advance.
No, honey. Eileen, you better tell her.
- That was unbelievable. - Thank you. I mean it.
Good job, boys.
Listen, Oliver, that was a long time ago...
and if I laugh too hard, I squirt pee.
My gosh, they are white. Look, we are related.
I brought some decorations from Atlanta...
- It's a beautiful day at Tip... - Tifton's.
Excuse me?
he came through the Virgin... piña colada.
Madea!
Honey? Who the lingerie for?
and that you defend him in front of those other kids, so thank you.
My father was killed by a white man on Christmas Eve...
Madea, go home. I'll call you later.
so that you will be comfortable.
No, Mrs. Murphy, I'm sorry.
Good. She was such a tramp.
Me and his daddy never got much schoolin'.
- I'll have to go to the bathroom soon. - Okay, go in the bush.
Don't blame that on me.
I know. I'm sorry.
when you see a yellow ribbon on a damn tree.
with all due respect, I don't think you do.
Cora asked me for some money for some dolls named Starz.
Hello?
Such a fantastic Christmas gift to the city, sir.
You don't gotta break her and snap her neck.
Yes I am mom Yes
And as she started laboring...
- Can I help? I'm good in the kitchen. - No, I don't need your help.
- Give him his money back. - Yeah.
- I'm so sorry. - It's fine.
Uh-uh. You not no farmer in the dell now.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
You know she went to New York to get a degree...
Everybody in the USA knows what a memoriam is...
Come on. That guy had it comin', and everybody knows it.
- Mama, he got her fired. - That's all right. I'm upset too.
- Poinsettias. - Stop. Do I look stupid?
The little kid? He's too big for that.
I'm not gonna come in here and listen to this.
I don't wanna talk about it. We don't make those kind of jokes, okay?
Five milligrams of Don't choke that ho.
He was born to the Virgin Mary...
Help!
and they went on 'cause they was expecting the holy child.
- Mama, calm down. - Put your finger down...
That ain't no problem. Children grow up.
Come. Let me help you.
Don't sit by me dirty asshole you are so dirty and you shut the fukk up slob on this knob and lick my nutt too you Extra terrestrial Hershey's Reese's kit kat eating fake ass Gwyneth Paltrow acting Feminine ass bitch
I could use your help with it.
- I look like a damn fool. - I'm gonna come in.
- My aunt Madea. - Hi.
And you don't drive.
- Mama, stop it! Stop! - No!
That's the guy you hired to help you with the farm?
Go ahead and laugh. This is awful.
Think I'm gonna go down to Harrisburg. Try sell 'em over there.
- You marched? - We wasn't upright when we was marching.
Please don't tell me that's your granddaddy's tree.
He's still got it. I knew you got it in you.
'Scuse me, sir. You look like a nice man.
Well, Miss Madea...
You put all of this stuff in front of that door.
The children of McCoy School...
a yellow ribbon means something.
What world are you living in? They are asking for trouble.
- What did you say? - He told her to get her ass in the truck.
It's all these strange people in this house, that's what it is.
Hell, I hope so.
Lord, that was funny. Your mama was something else.
- What's the matter? - We're going to have to ask you to leave.
Eileen, tell him we've been shopping at Tifton's for over 15 years.
The air pressure coming out of one of them big rigs.
What's the problem?
Can't do that until we have a contract.
My daughter loves me.
say thank you.
Is that where you two met?
Oliver, this is so funny.
I need some help!
Thank you. I'm looking for women's lingerie.
I'm fine right here.
'Cause she like him.
Oliver, thank you so much.
I've never let my mother down my entire life. Okay?
Whole body language. Tensed up.
And he still lives here, that Tanner.
Then by all means, you just...
Oh, hell. What do you want?
If you put some Viagra in that tree's water, it'll stay up all year.
Folks around here don't take too kindly to politicians not keeping their word.
- Hey, hey! - Hi, y'all!
Remember, Buddy, kill her with kindness.
Let's go in and play charades with Madea.
I mean, come on now. Come on, honey. I'm trying to help y'all.
- You got it. - Bye.
I just woke up late. I'll be here on time. I promise.
I saw the Klan today. That ain't the Klan.
Stay warm, okay?
What you planning on doing?
Let me get the eye lines clean...
- No, I don't. - Oh, my God.
- Y'all want me to work the register? - No, no.
I rushed home. How's my mother?
- What about Tanner? - Nothing.
Never see color. Only see heart.
and went up the bayou for the Swamp Manor to get hitched.
We love Ashley. ♥️ Healing Together
Don't you know what that means?
Wait, calm down. It hasn't happened yet. It's not done.
- What? - I'm a truck driver.
- Are you ready to go? - Yes, sure.