Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I got my purse here. This is $150.
in order to do what you need to be doin'.
and now I have to leave.
All right, people!
Are you okay?
I am Eileen, her mother.
The Devil is a Lie
What in the... Oh, Jesus, no, you don't.
and all the kids are really sad.
She's the only teacher that likes you here.
- Hi. - Look, they do it in unison.
And as she sat there, she had that baby...
I didn't know if I should look for you or watch the food.
Not hole. Haul.
Sweetheart, you know our kid. He can't tell no to anybody.
Good show.
You bite your tongue,
- Daddy! - Hey, I didn't say nothin'.
The Jubilee is happening.
She talk too damn much. Can I go with y'all?
He don't know. He's always dirty.
It's just regular-sized kids he got trouble with.
This can't be the right address. These people might not be friendly.
Morning y’all Morning y’all
You shut it down and you realize that you ain't gonna deal with it no more.
That Powerball has gotten really high.
If you would have talked to Lacey, you would've found out...
Lord, help us. The Serenity Prayer.
She's a vegetarianist? On a farm.
The lingeries is for young people with tight, firm stuff.
Did you hear the one about the stray bullet that killed the redneck...
We're gonna go out and try. We'll talk to her a bit.
Ain't that right?
Mary, did you know
Leave this child alone. She living her life.
not only did Sheldon Construction Company fund this event...
A call came in just as I was leaving a meeting..
You keep putting all these good people against the wall and see what happens.
Eileen, you gonna get your pressure up.
When a person gets tired of a bully, they handle it, you understand?
looks like we're gonna be spending Christmas dinner together this year...
Oh, haw, like haw.
I'm not talkin' about your mother. I'm just statin' the obvious.
No, wait.
- That's a nice room. - Thank you.
So all day Christmas, she made me feel bad.
- A hole, a haul, okay. - But anyway...
This is Eileen. I wanna scream. I mean, Eileen.
- Mystery Date? - No, the Ghost and the Damsel.
- You know, a nice thin watch. - Here are some men's...
It's Christmas, and I'm takin' what the hell I want up in here!
One was Baranibus and the other was the Dinosaurus.
Or you, Larry?
- What are you talkin' about? - What am I talkin' about?
You don't have a clue, talkin' about sleeping with one eye open.
You get an A on every test. You gotta believe in yourself.
Look like he growing marijuana. He ain't growing marijuana, is he?
I was exchanging my goodies back in the day.
Yes, and I cut it off.
Conner just stands there and doesn't say anything back to this woman.
Lacey's mama is cookin'.
That's right. That kid's been a terror to Conner since he was a little boy.
They could use some goodwill right now.
The lingeries is for young people with tight, firm stuff.
Wait. Why are you always defending him?
So you lost weight And your damn mind
He's coming down tomorrow with the contract.
Somebody got to live to tell the story.
O Lord Jesus is a fire.
- Catch her. - Get the defibrillator.
I don't need to be up in there with y'all! Go to hell!
Leave her out there. She is grown, sitting there.
- Madea. - Thank you.
'Cause I was six feet tall, they all want to talk about me.
Gets it from his old man. Runs in the genes.
Mary, did you
Y'all wastin' your time, 'cause she stubborn as a mule.
for sponsoring this Christmas celebration.
I can't move.
- I can't do this, Eileen. - Yes, you can. Stop.
You get the entire 100 grand.
- I know what the hell I'm doing! - She has never acted like this before.
Let's start over from the top, 'cause that's gonna make it in the gag reel.
Now, Lacey, are you gonna let her talk to me like this?
Always taught him to look at a woman's heart.
Yeah, just found out about it.
- We'll behave ourselves. - Yeah.
Three little eggs.
You are the farmhand that she hired. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
- Oh, my goodness, that would be so great. - I know.
for telling the story about the rabbis and the black dude?
- Young adults on the third floor. - Makeup and perfume is here.
Well, it was in the small print.
- You're so rude. - Bye, bye, bye.
and I work at one of the finest department stores...
She tried to steal my purse, but I taught her a lesson. Here you go.
Somebody got to call Sharpton.
- Are you up late at night? - No, ma'am.
- All right. - It's okay, Mama.
That don't look like happiness, honey. That look like puredee constipation.
- We spent it. - Yeah.
- That's the one. - Hell no. You see?
Tell me about it.
I want that tree. I want my daddy's tree. What about our son?
You lost your damn mind. You done lost your damn mind!
- You 'bout to make me mad. - Give me your hand.
Okay? No, no, no. She's always like this, since a child.
Tanner, I've been working on a new strain of corn...
Mama, I don't have asthma anymore.
And I'm helping the kids prepare songs for the Christmas Jubilee.
Thank you. It's not clean.
- Come on. Hurry up. - There she is.
There's a reason why you couldn't get milk from the black-and-white one, son.
but they kept going to all these hotels, and wouldn't none of 'em let them in.
I know, Mama. I know he was murdered by a white man, but...
Excuse me. Good morning, y'all.
And everybody's mad at me because of the sponsor...
Excuse me.
I know the answer.