Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Good morning y’all Good morning y’all
You know what's gonna happen? We're gonna bleed red.
What did you get, Lucy?
You ain't mail me my check Now Where my money?
- Baby... - Boyfriend.
Well, my company gets paid a 10% commission by the company.
- What's wrong? - She has a weak heart.
He really is a good man.
That ain't being Christian, being that mean to that woman.
She saw stars. And she never asked me for another gift.
There you go.
I knew it.
That's where we had it every year.
I don't need none of them. Not one of them.
And he's just a farm boy.
I didn't let her near our food.
Would you like some coffee, Conner?
She sure don't look happy to see us.
Go on over there. Pull over there, ask these people directions.
They've also decided to extended the school year...
Traitor!
Yes, but he's the only one to get an A on all three of his last tests.
I had a full figure and curves and all that stuff.
Well, now this is a fine mess you've gotten us into.
All right. Well, what we gonna do is...
You're not still bitter, are you?
Look, I know we were children, but I think about you still.
Jesus was hanging between two thieves.
Been out on the road a lot. Long-haul truck driver.
You all are.
We'll get the contract signed, then I'll have to leave...
Girl, what the coroner doing here? Who done died?
Bailey? Okay. Well, go on.
It's only a day and a half of work, and you gonna be making $150.
She had gas. We got her to the hospital, they said she had gas.
Damien and Michele .. are getting on my goddamn nerves.
and the farm needs a lot of work.
- Now, hold on. - All right, I got you.
Come on in the house! You know what? That's fine.
Eileen!
I did you a favor here, and this will ruin me.
You got me coming up here, trying to work in this place...
Hey, we were just talking about you.
But before I get my damn purse, I'm gonna get money out this register.
- That your baby boy - Hey, baby.
I got a candy apple. Where y'all went?
No, no, no. Well, this is beautiful.
Did these people come when you bought this land?
Okay, close your trunk, son. Close your trunk.
Eileen, we've had a lot of complaints about your friend.
High school. Non-factor, trust me.
Mama, I'm fine. What's going on?
And as she sat there, she went into laborer.
'Cause that's where their rack hangs.
Okay. Good.
I've seen a mosquito so daggone big...
Got to the doctor, she was clutching her heart and the pearls.
He's just been so troubled...
- Did she say, Mrs. Lacey Williams? - It was all her idea.
This is what I learned when I went to school... Sunday school.
Everybody just got put out. They went to the Motel 6.
- Hey, baby. - Hey.
Go ahead and laugh.
Mama, sit down.
Lacey. Your father.
Oh, boy. That's Tanner. That's trouble.
Tell 'em what happened to you. Somebody got be an activist.
Watch this.
You don't wanna walk around with a slingshot up your butt.
I'm with you, Lacey. I don't like it.
Come, my dear. I knew that.
I should have told my mom from the beginning.
I had that once too.
When they come in, you look them in the face...
I'm just kiddin'. I still like to go to the bowling alley every now and then.
I want some grandbabies. What you waiting on?
I'll behave. Like a bull in a rodeo.
Thank you. I don't want any chocolate.
No need come around here no more. Okay?
- You are so rude! - She's something.
You got to get some of them things to help me get in here.
- Hi. What's going on? - It's bad.
What?, She Lied About The Heart Attack Too? Yeah, Doctors Gave Her an Breathe Treatment, X-ray and Medication, Then It Was Over
Lady, you gonna need a damn doctor if you holler at me again.
Tell you what.
- How are you? - I'm not comin' out there.
He what sittin' there willy-whilin'. Ask him.
I have to go to a meeting down the hall with Ms. Porter...
I don't eat food from the KKK.
I didn't say a word.
Well, honey, Conner, who does she think you are?
They're having fun. I'm having fun too.
No, and you still want him.
He's in the Ku Klux Klan.
That's Kim and that's Buddy. These are Coroner's parents.
Where did you get this tree?
My son likes chocolate.
and that way all the passersby can enjoy it.
- Kitchenware, fifth floor. - Yes.
Your mama's still out in the cold. You may want to talk to her.
- What the hell she move to Alabama for? - Who knows.
Who does she think she is?
when we celebrate the birth of Jesus with our families and...
I mean it, Conner.
at least a hundred grand for your school and its event.
Don't light a match. Don't get her next to an open flame.
But anyway, you know she got tons of offers down here in Atlanta.
I'm gonna have to wipe with an ice scraper tonight.
Something's wrong, but we accept it.
'Cause she's gonna be so happy to see you!
so I hope you bring in a crop this year.
Child, this is just what it's... Yep, that bring back memories.
I said you was in here with the beast of the southern wild.
- All right, let's decorate. - No, thank you. I can manage.
I knew she knew that. Let me ask you this.
Well, you've spent enough money on me already, Daddy.