Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Go on.
- Well, he's a very special boy. - Yeah, he is.
Christmas is about giving back, and with all the world watching...
I will drive over tomorrow.
I can only imagine if you could just stay awake in class.
The leaves fell off of it, but it work!
You know what's gonna happen? I'm gonna make this plain.
Did you know
I'm sure he's still very upset.
A try's a try, right?
It's Lacey. She says she doesn't think she can handle it.
- Satan! - Judas!
- Look at your daughter. - Isn't she beautiful?
She needs some of that Prilosec OTC.
- I got to bring you back to church. - You ain't bringing me to no church.
Let me call Oliver. How about that?
- Tryin' to kill you? - Good heavens!
Yeah, her farts can spell her name, they so bad.
Y'all better have some nitroglycerin or something.
Child, that Powerball is going up.
This a nice truck, but how I'm s'posed to get in here?
Anytime you see somebody with a yellow ribbon on the tree, Eileen...
I feel I'm getting ready to maybe catch a case.
Sit down. Don't worry about her.
All that stuff in front the damn door.
Okay? Have you ever done sales before?
my dog humped her leg and shut his eyeballs.
- Okay. Okay. - But he's good in the dwarf department.
Let him figure it out.
Listen, listen, we have a contract. You see those people over there?
What happened? What?
I know. All right?
I'll see you.
This just don't feel right.
I'm gonna tell y'all another story.
- We'll talk about this later. Okay? - Okay.
And this is my daddy, Buddy.
You think of how you're gonna handle this yet?
- Hell no. - Hold on there.
Your Daddy left your Mama for a Gay White Man when you were 2 Years Old And your Mama has been Strict and Bitter with White People and Gay People ever since
Well, sit down then. Sit down.
- Hi Oliver. - Hey. Guess you talked to the mayor.
I'll show him how to do it when he come out of that laboratory thing.
with the credentials you have.
Thank you so much. This is lovely.
And he loves me, and he treats me oh so well.
- Okay. What's your name? - Bailey.
I'm Conner.
- That's what I said. - No, you didn't.
At my age, I can't get no rain nowhere.
Don't you ever pick on somebody just 'cause you can. Do you understand?
Now, you should see... Come over here.
Something's wrong.
- Her mama is here, Buddy. - Hey, hey! All right.
- And what did you do? - She got her ass in the truck.
See what she's got to say.
That your baby boy
- Are you ashamed of me? - No.
Yes ma’am
Stop it. Come on. Talk about hair on your chest.
I am not insulting. I am telling you the truth.
There they is, over there. Hey, Oliver, how ya doin'?
- You know what we'll be? - What?
But this'un, you done good on this'un.
You gotta start speaking up and participating in class.
I can't wait until you taste the dinner...
Hush up, Dragon Lady. Hush the hell up.
I see it on your face. Yeah!
Yeah, when you sang and there ain't no music, ain't that a cappollo?
You wanna tell Eileen, or you want me to tell her y'all together?
But we'll get a defibrillator. She'll be all right.
You get off my property, Tanner McCoy, before I knock you on your ass again.
I am Conner's mama. Please call me Mrs. Williams.
Mrs. Williams, would you like some coffee?
You have kissed the face of God?
I know that look in your eye. Don't go jumpin' to no conclusion.
You don't need to have no lingerie on.
- You want some of this? - No, not now.
- It's my pleasure. - Lacey.
- Is this one yours, Madea? - Yeah, put it in the room on the end.
and how was I supposed to know that?
Look at this place.
Yeah, it's not my cup of tea, but you know.
He thinks he can get us $100,000 in sponsorship money.
This handsome thing...
I'm gonna get your mama.
You understand? I fought back. That's why I got tough-skinned.
Yeah, I don't see what the big deal is.
my mother had dreams for my entire life...
- Yeah, since my childhood. - Something's wrong.
We just met her. Now, stop.
- That's great news. - Yeah, it really is.
You really think Bailey could make it outside of this place?
I mean, I have to break it to her gently. She's been very sick.
That's why you wanted me here...
Mayor, you hold on right there.
True.
Mrs. Murphy to you.
Thank you.
disease-carrying...
- Come on. - Daddy, behave.
I didn't have my glasses on! I couldn't see!
Y'all in the Ku Klux Klan?
It will help us with the shortfall.
and a little more open minds and open hearts.
Gonna have possum stew...
and then when you're done doin' her, you keep doin' her again...
I always knew he was smart. I didn't know he was that smart.
- Thank you. - Thank you, Mama.
- Tell your mama. - What? Tell me what?
What is she doing?
Come on. Walk with me. You're late again.
I brought you some spices from your Aunt Tutu's garden.
- Yeah! Yes! - Yes, yes!
Can you give me some time to tell her?
Merry Christmas.
Mama, you've always been overbearing.
- Eileen? - What?
- I'm staying down there. - All right.
You have to be bonded for that job.
Your teacher went down the hall, and I'm sitting in for her. Have a seat.
- That's not what I meant, Tanner. - No, you don't.
I wasn't offended. Hell, I got a pistol.
Tried to get to the Ritz-Carlton, they said, You don't belong here.
So nice to finally meet you.
I'm gonna start talking about all your wrinkly, saggy parts.