Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You rude as hell. You rude as hell. - Please. I need a watch.
You got these people out here trying to tempt you back in the house...
Go play them numbers, and bring me a bunch of scratch offs. Yeah.
Yes, we are all here on speakerphone.
That your baby boy
- All good stuff. - Good.
Okay, that's it.
- Hey, Conner, get me a beer. - Yes, sir.
All righty. You go right ahead.
- Your mama's here now? - Yes.
- Honey, that must be hard. - That don't mean nothing.
Your mama lied to you. She had gas.
Mama, can we just skip it this year? It's only Christmas.
Honey, I told you...
Yes, ma'am.
Bye, Miss Mandela.
No, no, no, no. Something is wrong.
My mother... I can't believe she just showed up.
I am so proud of the kids.
You got to be nice to people. Pass it on, niceness.
Take me anywhere. I got to get away from your mama.
Mama, can you please... I'm sorry.
Hey, hey! Look at you!
I wanted this to be a big surprise!
Move, move. Now, watch out.
You know what? I really gotta go, Miss Williams.
No, child. I can't get on the road with my Cadillac.
- Any more? - Just the groceries.
talk to me like that again.
- It's my room. - It's lovely.
You know what? We'll get you another tree.
Conner, where are you going?
I got you.
150,000 gallons of water a day down the river to the farmers.
Lucy's right. I'm just an old farm boy.
Do it.
She wants me to watch her class. Children?
You need a good sense of humor with this group in here.
Every generation sees a little less division...
I want you to sing the lead solo at the Christmas Jubilee.
- What the hell does that mean? - It's a bowling term.
That dam up north caused a lot of problems this year for the farmers.
she met this man named Joe...
We's Baptist, and we still like a nice possum stew every now and then.
See, God will send you a dog when you need it, even if you don't.
This is your land now. You can do what you want to with it.
No, Madea. This place don't look right.
Then I will walk to town.
Your son with the hot chocolate.
- Y'all want something to drink? - I believe I'll have something.
Same Sheldon Construction that built the dam that put us all out of business?
Yeah. He's brilliant.
He was so nasty. And then he got me fired.
All I'm saying, Son, if she don't eat meat...
- You hold on there, son. - That's right. You get it straight.
Boy, did you see what I just went through in town?
Girl, I don't know why I let you talk me into comin' and doin' this job.
- She doesn't want to talk to me. - You sure about that?
he still lives here, that Tanner.
I never. I would never shoot little Bambi sipping water in a pond.
Sponsor is Sheldon Construction.
What they did back in the day...
Yeah, I know. She's difficult.
Nothing beats a failure but a try.
What was that, Conner?
I raised you right.
I don't think there's gonna be a Christmas Jubilee this year.
You got to pull them things. Pull 'em hard.
- You care about getting back... - Yeah.
- I'm good. Thank you. - There you are.
Nope, no cell phone.
Morning y’all Morning y’all
That's enough!
Didn't you know that my mother had a heart attack last year?
Let me put these down, and I'll be ready to go to school.
- Tanner, I understand. - No, sir...
We have met your mama and we understand.
Now, we'll bring the sponsors down to the Jubilee for a photo op.
and you don't have no man up there to protect you.
Madea, many people in my family have died of cancer.
Lord, this thing is high. You gotta get me a step.
I need a dictionary to keep up with you sometime, honey.
Why would you plant his memory tree on my daughter's land...
Get out of here.
I can't believe you married her and dumped me. That's what you get.
- On what? - The Jubilee!
You have to take down the nativity.
Hello, Bucktussle.
Come on inside. You'll freeze to death. Ain't no cab coming.
They ain't know what to do.
And your singing.
- It's just awful! - Your daughter is grown.
Nothing stops somebody like him from bullying people except pushing back.
She is trying to take Christ out of Christmas.
with $100,000 a year for the next four years.
And I don't like the way you spoke to me.
Don't listen to her. You two are gonna be together again.
This is the story of Easter Sunday.
You say, Three. Then you come in.
Well, that went well.
Get out of here and let us handle it.
- Could've fooled me. - Do I look like Paul Bunyan or what?
You ain't getting testy with me, are you? Talkin' about Are you done?
- How's your head? - All right.
Yeah, I've been meaning to talk to you about that.
Yeah? And?
- How are you? - I'm fine.
They all do it in unison. That's nice. Unison is nice.
Don't you ever, ever say a word to my wife again. You understand me?
These customers gettin' right...
Oliver called and told the mayor...
- And who are you? - That's a pretty tree.
to the day before Christmas.
Y'all ain't seen what happened to my purse?
- Good to meet you. - Nice to meet you, Medium.
There's no one else in there, Bailey McCoy.
and you are a gem in God's ring.
I don't jump to conclusions.
- Thank you again. - You got it.
We'll mail it to you.
Well, hello, Bucktussle, and welcome...
I'm gonna take something else. I'm gonna take this dress.
Who are you?
Blood red. We're all the same inside.
- I got to bring... - On the black market.
She thinks I'm the farm help.
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Eileen, you oughta be ashamed... Child, that's some straight-up bull...
Where are my manners?
- All right. - Is this your room here?