Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look. The door even sound the same.
I know you don't like people 'cause of the way they look.
Go take a cold shower and get off of me.
You've already done enough for us. Thank you.
they're pretty
Kim, take another room...
I'm getting ready to choke her. Hold on.
Yeah, that's it. Come on in.
I got him, didn't I? I got him.
- No, Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.
- Have a seat. - Sure. Thank you.
- Okay. Mama... - You're gonna love 'em.
Clyde......
What?
I don't care. That don't matter at all that y'all Anglo-Saxophonists.
And that dog said, What's wrong with you?
Maybe become something more than the two of us.
You done saved me an assload of money.
Oh, she dead.
'cause we're talking all over each other.
- Thank you. - This is my town too.
- No, of course not. - Okay.
Listen, let's go over a little quick review of what you're supposed to do.
To tell you, Lacey, my mama, she loved this place. She did.
I'm sorry. He's crazy.
- So you need sponsorship? - Yes.
No offense to y'all car, 'cause this a nice car.
- Farmhand, please help me. - His name is Conner.
Okay. One, two, thre...
Baby, you know you got asthma.
I mean, he growed with... He growed with Conner.
right outside the kitchen window and none in the house.
I am not in the mood for your foolishness.
- Mama. - What? No, really!
I'm very upset.
I could French-braid his.
Babe, I wish you wouldn't have done that.
She told you that lie too?
Look over the list of songs for the Christmas Jubilee.
- Hey! Don't hurt him! Stop it! - Leave him be!
satanic, loud-mouthed, diarrhea woman from hell.
I got a friend of mine to get us a sponsorship for it.
Your daddy wasn't killed by no white man.
Yeah, he's still beating him up.
Well, I don't like...
You lied. She done lie. Everybody lied. Here a lie, there a lie.
- No way! - We don't have the budget!
- Still needs some work. - Where you at?
He just, well...
You calm the hell down? You are so politically correct.
to spend Christmas with Conner and Lacey.
I know. It's gonna roll at the end of the movie. All right.
Amen.
Leave her alone. If she want to come home, she will come home.
I know. Mom, are you crying?
I love your daughter, Miss Murphy.
Dating?
Hell, I'm stuck in the mud.
- Are they here yet? - Nope.
Smile's all in patience. Ask the Lord.
All right. I'll see you tomorrow.
I gotta tell you, I got rid of mine.
And we have a budget crisis. So it's just too busy right now, Mom.
What did Tanner do?
Them people are not in the Klan.
He's got a lot of work to do here, that's if he makes it at all.
This is so wonderful! I gotta call the mayor.
- Eileen, you might wanna let that go. - No.
Get out my way!
Christmas is five days away.
He can learn something in school.
I don't like you all talking about me.
You are so smart
I'm talking about you and Lacey.
We should go, boy. We got work to do.
There it is. Then they tell her she had heartburn.
- Yup, that's exactly why. - I'll clean up and straighten out.
Stop it. I mean, where goods were exchanged.
Honey, I know. It stinks. I get it.
There is no such thing as just a farm boy.
- What kind of Christmas present is that? - Oh, damn.
Anyway, she took a little job there in some little, small school, you know.
- Hauling. - Oh, hauling.
She's been manipulating you your entire life.
I did it for me. Not for you.
- I need a watch for my husband. - A men's watch.
It's good. Nice flaky crust.
I didn't say anything.
Buddy and I, when we were young, he would...
Well...
Mama... Conner and I are married.
Ron Hanst Wjat Time You Wanna Leave?
Daddy, not the bear hug!
he always stayed with his mom and his grandparents here.
It's a beautiful day at Tifton's.
- She's cuckoo. - That's right.
I'll talk to you tomorrow. Love you Bye,
See you soon.
- And you still married to him. - Honey, honey...
She lied to you about your daddy and about her heart attacks.
- Daddy. - No.
that you was in here all alone with Eileen, and she said that...
- I know your family. - Yes.
- That's why you wanted me to come here. - Yeah, that's exactly why.
I don't know what apparels is. A pears.
And if you can stand him, you're welcome to him, right?
Look at her trying to turn it around on you.
- Hey, Madea. - Hey!
Conner, I'm sorry.
I tried. That woman is stubborn.
- I don't like it. - You need to let that go.
Now she bends over, just looks like she's got a 7-10 split.
Yeah, I was.
You know, Bailey's been practicing...
I don't care. Somebody has to do something.
They're married.
There she is! Pull up.
- I'm gonna have to talk to your parents. - No.
And when you kiss your little baby
You better think of something.
- Okay, now where's the kitchen? - Let's go that way.
That car built for comfort and built for speed, just like me.
I have to protect my interests, that's all.
- Wait. I smell cookin'. - Yeah, that's Eileen.
- Okay? - Yes, ma'am.
Let me get some decorations.
Looks like we get to meet the in-laws.
That's a nice-lookin' tree.
I am... I'm Conner's mom.
I'm glad I went to church and to Sunday school. Okay.
Come in the house. You're out here freezing.
- Parents of the help. - That's right. Parents of the help.
Boy, this is something else, isn't it? It's freezing.
- Now we're making some progress. - Yeah.
Happy Easter
Yes, farming's hard. You know what else is hard?
He is right, and you know it.
All I'm saying is this.