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Now, we may have to cancel the Christmas Jubilee this year.
Would you please leave quietly?
It ain't them people, it's you! Hell, you!
I just wanted to give my daughter a proper wedding.
that she has got sponsorship for the Jubilee, so it is happening.
I'm fabulous. I'm gone with the wind fabulous.
Who does he think he is?
What this?
No, we're not going back home. We're staying here.
Mama, was there a yellow ribbon wrapped around that tree?
No, Buddy. It means she doesn't eat meat.
Something is wrong with my child, and I'm gonna find out what it is.
I know, it's just I'm just getting settled in...
Yes, Carver, you can take the sofa.
- You wanna go over it once? - All right.
And over there across the hall.
Do you know Oprah?
I don't know about you wearing the lingeries.
I have prepared for you for Christmas.
- Give him a chance. - He's just coming here to start trouble.
He shut his eyeballs. That's ugly.
that might be a bad thing when it comes to certain parts of the anatomy.
Good, because I've been attacked enough today.
You serious, trying to milk a bull?
Yeah. That's right. You ought to see them things.
- Thanks a lot. - What you worried about, son?
Got it.
No music?
Sit there and turn into a damn Popsicle!
We're both very sure we'll get the sponsorship.
If you don't mind me butting in...
Tyler Perry.
Mama!
Listen, I'm sorry.
J. Blige, and as Mary was on tour...
You may have to fight back sometimes. Do you understand?
If she want to come in the house, she know how to get in. Leave her alone.
and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it.
Anyway, there was Mary...
I think I left my bag in...
- We need to shut this down. - Just wait a sec.
- You think she noticed me? - Yes!
- Yes, I sold trees. - Christmas trees?
Know?
Play number 22...
Why should I care what Oliver thinks?
We are not playing... This is not the time or the place. Don't you dare.
Yes I am mom Yes
Wilbur, what does it say?
It'll be a little cramped...
Please forgive my husband. He is a wannabe comedian.
- Oh, my! - You put her down.
What?
- Are you coming to bed? - You mean the sofa, right?
He left your mama for a white woman when you was two...
a yellow ribbon, that means a memoriam.
Mary had a little...
She's way prettier than the last one. She looked like...
He told me what you did for him. So... thank you.
and ask them for some of those really nice big, big-girl drawers...
Lacey, thank you so much for doing this. I really appreciate it.
I can give you a few pointers if you want to.
I thought maybe you'd come down to Louisiana...
- Okay. Are we doing... - Hi.
What kind of farmhand don't know about farmin'?
Hold on, Eileen. Y'all need to let all this go.
- Now, Madea... - Ain't nobody goin' no damn where.
I know you knew the answer.
I'm gonna go down there.
- He gets straight A's. - What?
Nope, I'll pass.
- Women's apparel is on the second... - Y'all sell pears?
Spit it out before I punch you, put your teeth down your throat!
Okay. I don't know if I like him up there with you.
- What? - Yes, years ago.
How to stop diabetes before it starts. That's what AARP talking about.
Conner, it's gonna break her heart.
And you watch your front talk, Tanner.
- Excuse me. - No, no.
- Then we'll go... - She talks so much.
To the heart of who we are as people.
She's down there in the country, and I don't know what's going on.
Let's go inside and get our meal on. I'm starvin'.
I know what's the best for Bailey, and that's keeping this place running.
- How he turn out? - Kind of passive, I guess.
If she wanted to talk to you, she would have called you all the time.
Miss Murphy, you can take a knife and cut all three of us right now.
You been driving around in circles for way too long.
Mrs. Murphy, if I may...
'cause you wanna keep doin' what it is you need to do...
Somebody better find my purse right now.
Mama, it's fine.
This child still sitting out there. That's just crazy as hell.
Ain't nobody got time for that.
You did, Your Honor. He talked to him. I heard him.
Remember that game we played when we was kids?
that we couldn't have any references to the nativity or Jesus.
- All we have to do is sign that thing? - Yes.
You are no Jeff Foxworthy.
Hey there.
We need this Christmas Jubilee to happen. You hear me?
Sounds like she needs some Prilosec OTC.
Well, I try to be, but who can? Who can?
- Jesus. Baby... - It the wintertime.
So I appreciate it.
Christmas is the time of year...
It's Christmas now. You need to go down there and buy her a tree.
- Her mama was up in there cooking. - Where is she?
All right. Go on in class.
- Go back to wherever you come from. - Now hold on.
Anyway, could you get my bags, farmhand, please?
I would like to see us have another chance.
- Oh, he's soft. - He's soft.
What? I don't need her help.
but we'll make do.
Feeling a little light-headed.
I'll see you all tomorrow. Do your homework.
Ain't got no eraser either. No cause...
Yes. Oh, Lord, my poor daughter, she's so naive.