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- But why the fuck you care? - Hey, man, come on.

For me, you're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff...

Shit, might be a long time before I see somethin' like that with my name on it.

I'm going see my BLE friends for the first time in forever on July 14th.

Arming missiles.

Nothing is quite as sad as seeing a grown man pissing his pants.

- Don't kill me. - I'm not gonna kill you, old-timer.

Listen, I need a syringe.

are rocked by the sudden impulse to squeal like a pig.

And my own proclivities are, uh...

This plane won't leave Carson City.

Gonna get a refueling truck and a tractor.

lt was to me! The note on the body was to me!

Ah, look at this walking penis. Boy, you are one skinny Negro.

They’d call me Deshaun 600 if they knew the truth

You keep acting like you're still a Ranger, we're all gonna be in trouble.

Won't be long now.

Fuck off, Marshal Larkin. Your job's finished. This flight's full.

Neil on Sundays

Put this thing down.

My, my. As I look around I see a lot of celebrities among us.

- Now, that's a present. - I'll remember that on your birthday.

- Hi. I'm, I'm Vince Larkin. - I'm Tricia Poe.

- Code red! Code red! - Chantin' and shit. - Fire in the rear cabin.

First I ask a question, then you ask a question.

- Guard Bishop. - Hey, Larkin.

My birthday is July 14th.

Hey, man, I'm just fuckin' with you, all right? Don't get all...

Well, that makes your daddy very proud.

And who is that good-looking brother on screen?

Gentlemen, you'll reach the Nevada pen in about two hours.

Every time we get her waxed, I get ten feet from the car wash and then, pow, bird shit.

Oh, Agent Malloy. I'm so sorry about your associate.

In Carson City, your bulls were onto us. How?

'Cause of pussies like you, we lost Vietnam. I'll tell ya that.

lt's either this or a tube of toothpaste and two packs of Pall Malls at the canteen. now ya only got one more road to cross... Happy Birthday!!!

- Mrs. Poe? - That's right.

Chappelle said it best…

Hold on one minute.

So how are you doin'?

So I ask you, what is going on?

Yeah motherfucker, it was me.

OR AS THEY SAY IN EBONICS WE BE FUCKED

Yes, ma'am. As long as I make it home on time, it makes no never mind.

He's got the whole world in His hands

Come on, you stinking piece-of-shit car!

hope you don't hold a grudge.

lt's just past the strip. Can you see it?

Vince Larkin? This is Ted Grasso, Fresno Police Department.

ls that right? Tell me you're not seriously entertaining this.

I got a spot on my arm just for you.

- What the fuck is that? - That's Garland Greene, man.

Our employer, Francisco Cindino.

- Back! - All right, cowboy, I'm back.

hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time.

Oh, God. Uh, stay here. Don't touch anything.

cradled in your arms, and her first smile.

How do I live without you

My personal shit's down in the belly.

Without me, you got nobody to fly the plane.

Cameron, get in the car!

You’re my hummingbird

Hey! Hey, Cochise, it's me!

- Good in my life - What? You're kidding me!

One of my associates will bring you a phone and you call the aspca office

average chAT GPT USER

Anyway I despise rapists For me, they're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corners of your mouth when you're really thirsty.

There's been a slight problem on your husband's flight. Your presence is requested.

Do you hear somethin' that sounds like a damn plane?

Why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box Bob?

- Hey, those are my shades. - They're mine now, sister.

Larkin's one of the best we got.

Get through one night without you

Cyrus, this is your BBQ, man, and it tastes good

The only problem is, we're not doing 228 miles an hour. We're doing 205.

When your Security 15hr shift is over and its Home Time

will belong to the flies buzzing over your rotting corpse.

I'd wait for that old jumbo jet in the sky before I start killin' our only leverage.

I spoke to your wife.

Before I kill you, Poe, I just wanted you to know...

- Don't shoot! - Don't fire.

Look at him. Nice college boy, right?

Got a fast car, you can drive it.

Otro día que estoy extreñido On any other day that might seem strange.

Oh, it's happenin'

- Stay back. - You know you're in a situation you can't control, right?

lt's right there, man. You can make it. All the runways are cleared. Come on, do it, Poe.

But first we have to change aircraft.

do the same thing?

Looks like cocaine.

I'm not angry. The blame's gotta fall on me.

On the bus, dick-head! On the bus!

We're populating Alabama's Feltham Penitentiary...

Killed her parents, her brothers, her sisters, even her dog.

But I was just sayin' to Mr. Dog over here, that if it was my barbecue...