Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I should probably go and find Sam.

'Cause you'd have five, then two could've died and they'd still have three left.

Yes, it does. Doesn't it?

I'm not going. It's not what you think. This is for all our benefit.

and if we don't do what they say, they will make us their prisoners.

Don't be daft, Steve, it was written by Jesus.

We're just five friends

Hey, Steve. She's just got here. Come on.

You can have that.

We? Yeah, the whole gang.

Tell us then. Well, they're not robots.

That's a lintel.

Did he? They must have had his DNA on file.

They know how to get to us, man. They know everything.

Nine pints in and it was us against the world.

That probably sounds weird, doesn't it?

What does that prove? Because of what Basil said.

Gary, let's Boo-Boo.

Yeah! Stop fucking Starbucking us, man! Yeah!

I still like the Sisters Of Mercy.

Come on, man, it'll be fucking mental!

Thank you, Gary. That was very enlightening.

I mean, we don't know what they are thinking, really, do we?

That was three. There's nine more. Oh, good.

and possibly buy some drugs.

You want to try that again?

What did, What did you say?

Gary's plan is still the best we have.

Didn't he spout some bullshit about the Bermuda Triangle

Everybody's been replaced by one of these.

Yeah. To modern art.

How's it looking? Normal. Very normal.

I'm going to go and have a little chat with The Reverend Green.

No. What happened to you?

at 2,000 or so penetration points across the planet.

Yeah, you are. You said 3:00. It's almost 4:00.

Of course I'm me!

They can bring you back exactly the same or even make you young again.

We haven't much time!

the hangovers so fierce it feels like your head is full of ants.

Climb down the drainpipe.

that I had one last chance with you.

Hey, who wouldn't? Am I right? Fuck, yeah.

She's a beauty. Yeah, but she's no Beast.

I'm in love with you, Sam.

As for the blanks, well, a funny thing happened there.

Might I recommend five pints of Crowning Glory?

- We had New Year's in here, didn't we? - '89 into '90.

Ever had one of those nights

Are you okay, Sam? Are you okay, Sam?

You fell off stage at the fifth-year ball fucking around and dislocated your elbow.

Can't take away that smell, though.

You have my card.

Stop fucking starbucking us, man

Hey, Sam. How's life?

Earth has grown smaller yet greater as connectivity has grown.

Who the hell do you think you are?

Very competitive.

Is there a fucking echo in here? Yes, Sam's here.

Right. Well, I did once, but I was wasted,

O-Man, Stevie-Baby, the Petertron.

I thought you liked Adrian Keane.

You've got everything you want.

Maybe it's a windoor. You can have that.

Does anyone know what Gary's doing?

I think we should get away from the whole robots thing.

They didn't know Adrian was dead. They knew enough to tempt us.

Who cares what it is?

Did I? Yeah. "It" is a pronoun.

Are you disappointed?

Did you believe him? Did you believe him?

I know, my mum could be dead. For reals this time.

I'm gonna go and see if there's a bus back to London

No, we're the Four Musketeers.

Get in. Get in.

We gotta get to The King's Head. Exactly.

We paved the way for you lot. Blazed a trail.

All before the last bittersweet pint in that most fateful terminus,

No, don't go out there.

I could have sworn I saw you on my street.

Come on. Andy! It can't start without you.

It's all right, I'm not trying to have sex with you.

A, we're all drunk,

No. I mean I might have kids.

Why should getting older affect something as important as friendship?

A Winter's Tale. Yeah. What was it called?

This civilization was founded on fuck-ups. And you know what?

Follow Gary King into almost certain oblivion.

Me? They call me The King.

Yeah, yeah, yeah! Up yours! Up yours! Up yours!

Ollie was funny, he fancied himself as a bit of a player, but really, he was all mouth.

Andy, in 1986 we re-enacted the Knife Game from Aliens

Same as before.

I never heard from her again. She might have had a baby.

Doing everything they could to make us join them.

Hey, why don't we just ask somebody? Who?

You get lost on the ring road again?

Hey, Earth isn't perfect, all right? And humans aren't perfect.

I don't know. Because it's a black hole. It's boring.

Sorry about the mess. I've been meaning 10 clear that up.

Steve was a pretty cool guy. We jammed together, chased the girls.

What do you mean?

I'm not saying they're afraid to get tough.

I always wanted to.

When you're ready, mate.

Why do you think I drink with this crazy straw?

You only liked her after you found out I liked her!

No, whatever the fuck's happening, we can't stay in the gents forever.